Throne Bird
@thronebird.bsky.social
Used to be a Virgo, now retired; happy to be godless; sunrises my specialty, mid-morning naps a close second
His mind may not make it to the end of his term, but, if you split the difference between his parents longevity and the 🍊💩 now, you've still got his meat bag alive and kicking until his mid-80s. Russ Voight and Stephen Miller are going to keep him propped up for as long as possible.
December 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
His mind may not make it to the end of his term, but, if you split the difference between his parents longevity and the 🍊💩 now, you've still got his meat bag alive and kicking until his mid-80s. Russ Voight and Stephen Miller are going to keep him propped up for as long as possible.
With interest and penalties.
December 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
With interest and penalties.
Unfortunately, that list of imagined things are becoming just that, imagined. We shouldn't be looking to a theater marquee for what should be human rights.
December 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Unfortunately, that list of imagined things are becoming just that, imagined. We shouldn't be looking to a theater marquee for what should be human rights.
Now if we can just get Stephen Colbert uncanceled, that would be nice and a double yay.
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Now if we can just get Stephen Colbert uncanceled, that would be nice and a double yay.
Because of this post, I listened to that video for the first time in ages and I am in tears. In tears not only for the sheer joy of listening/watching a classic by extremely talented artists but for a grief that is so deep and so dark and so simple and hard to explain. Thank you.
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Because of this post, I listened to that video for the first time in ages and I am in tears. In tears not only for the sheer joy of listening/watching a classic by extremely talented artists but for a grief that is so deep and so dark and so simple and hard to explain. Thank you.
And at least 2 of them indicted.
December 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM
And at least 2 of them indicted.
It also denies the value of critical thinking and glorifies the "I laid hot babes" ethos that makes that portion of the US population truly deplorable.
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It also denies the value of critical thinking and glorifies the "I laid hot babes" ethos that makes that portion of the US population truly deplorable.
Karma would be him being reincarnated as a woman (same face, longer hair, shirtwaist dress), sitting next to himself as her hubby in that deathtrap of a car.
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Karma would be him being reincarnated as a woman (same face, longer hair, shirtwaist dress), sitting next to himself as her hubby in that deathtrap of a car.
Don't forget the gold barf on the walls all over the WH, especially the Oval Office. Can't think of a damned thing to do with it, melt it down? All you'd get would be a huge wad of plastic 'cause you know Home Depot geegaws are NOT real gold.
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Don't forget the gold barf on the walls all over the WH, especially the Oval Office. Can't think of a damned thing to do with it, melt it down? All you'd get would be a huge wad of plastic 'cause you know Home Depot geegaws are NOT real gold.
Been using "Oh, my dog" myself, keeping that separation of church, any church, and state thing alive.
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Been using "Oh, my dog" myself, keeping that separation of church, any church, and state thing alive.
...the liquid that came up in the baster was blue. Huh? Oh, yeah, I used the pot to dye some sheets for a Halloween costume. I pulled the turkey out of the pot, replaced the liquid, trimmed the blue skin at the bottom of the bird, and told no one until years later. May have been the best turkey ever
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
...the liquid that came up in the baster was blue. Huh? Oh, yeah, I used the pot to dye some sheets for a Halloween costume. I pulled the turkey out of the pot, replaced the liquid, trimmed the blue skin at the bottom of the bird, and told no one until years later. May have been the best turkey ever
A turkey tale: The Blue Turkey Years ago I used to do the family turkey after my father, the better cook, died. My small oven would fit a crab steamer pot rather than a roasting pan and, really it was the better method, always moist breast and tender legs. One year, when I went to baste the bird/1
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
A turkey tale: The Blue Turkey Years ago I used to do the family turkey after my father, the better cook, died. My small oven would fit a crab steamer pot rather than a roasting pan and, really it was the better method, always moist breast and tender legs. One year, when I went to baste the bird/1
Oh, my dog, cruel post, MSW. In my feed, the prior post was talking about the estimated 2 million lives lost world wide because of the 🍊💩. Not looking good for the thanks part of Thanksgiving this year.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Oh, my dog, cruel post, MSW. In my feed, the prior post was talking about the estimated 2 million lives lost world wide because of the 🍊💩. Not looking good for the thanks part of Thanksgiving this year.
Oh, my dog, yes. We're way past needing to oust Schumer, et al, but that slimy, old school, awkward ploy of having 6 (exactly 6, mind you) Dems join the Rs on ending the shutdown should have been the last straw. Is it? Let's hope so.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Oh, my dog, yes. We're way past needing to oust Schumer, et al, but that slimy, old school, awkward ploy of having 6 (exactly 6, mind you) Dems join the Rs on ending the shutdown should have been the last straw. Is it? Let's hope so.
It's like a cheese cake 😋. Thanks for the intro, Angry (altho, I'm a mincemeat fan, I'm not averse to trying new and decadent dishes).
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
It's like a cheese cake 😋. Thanks for the intro, Angry (altho, I'm a mincemeat fan, I'm not averse to trying new and decadent dishes).
Whoopsie, is taking responsibility for their actions a new concept to these people? Their parents should ground them for the foreseeable future.
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Whoopsie, is taking responsibility for their actions a new concept to these people? Their parents should ground them for the foreseeable future.
And if you were to hear this and say, "I'm ashamed to be an American," I would totally understand, sympathize and feel that shame myself.
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
And if you were to hear this and say, "I'm ashamed to be an American," I would totally understand, sympathize and feel that shame myself.
OMG, this has literally brought tears to my eyes. 🥰
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 AM
OMG, this has literally brought tears to my eyes. 🥰
Yes, the 🍊💩 is a bully, but the point is, no one called out the glass bowl for being a glass bowl. We have to start demanding those that have access need to stand up and call out the ugliness.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Yes, the 🍊💩 is a bully, but the point is, no one called out the glass bowl for being a glass bowl. We have to start demanding those that have access need to stand up and call out the ugliness.
Did Marge have some work done as part of her transition to post-maga human? She's looking less hard.
November 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Did Marge have some work done as part of her transition to post-maga human? She's looking less hard.
I thought for sure Measly Maga Mike the Midget Johnson was going to find one more extremely valid reason not to swear in Adelita Grijalva. I am truly surprised 😏
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I thought for sure Measly Maga Mike the Midget Johnson was going to find one more extremely valid reason not to swear in Adelita Grijalva. I am truly surprised 😏
Is this for real? Not AI? This look is too gross even for the 🍊💩. The WH will not only have to be stripped of all that gold garbage when he is gone but disinfecting might not be such a bad idea also.
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Is this for real? Not AI? This look is too gross even for the 🍊💩. The WH will not only have to be stripped of all that gold garbage when he is gone but disinfecting might not be such a bad idea also.