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Gaymer 🎮
Athlete 🤾♂️
Pokémon Nerd
Movies 🎬
2+ Years Sober
NSFW Sluttery 🍆🍑😜🔞
If you like what you're seeing feel free to leave a tip
https://ko-fi.com/throwajock
I exist purely in the “OnlyPosts” tab
January 16, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I exist purely in the “OnlyPosts” tab
Absolutely! I’ve been needing a nice good stretch too
January 15, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Absolutely! I’ve been needing a nice good stretch too
By all means, please do! Anything to help out a fellow bro 😜
January 14, 2026 at 6:57 PM
By all means, please do! Anything to help out a fellow bro 😜
I’m sure I can help you work that load out so you’re not as burdened
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I’m sure I can help you work that load out so you’re not as burdened
I’ll work on getting you a nice deep stretch
January 14, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I’ll work on getting you a nice deep stretch
It took like a week for them to show up in my local Kroger, and even then they weren’t in the cracker aisle with the rest of the Cheez-Its, they were at the end of the aisle
January 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
It took like a week for them to show up in my local Kroger, and even then they weren’t in the cracker aisle with the rest of the Cheez-Its, they were at the end of the aisle
And…um… plants
a pokemon with a pink flower on its head and green leaves
ALT: a pokemon with a pink flower on its head and green leaves
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January 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
And…um… plants
It better give me a blowjob every day for the rest of the year at that price
January 12, 2026 at 2:46 PM
It better give me a blowjob every day for the rest of the year at that price
And still have $200 in my pocket afterwards
January 12, 2026 at 2:45 PM
And still have $200 in my pocket afterwards
My lobster is too buttery, my steak is too juicy 😩
January 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
My lobster is too buttery, my steak is too juicy 😩
Honesty once I turned thirty everything got sooooo much better for me, whoever said turning thirty is like a death sentence is LYING
January 8, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Honesty once I turned thirty everything got sooooo much better for me, whoever said turning thirty is like a death sentence is LYING
Favorite day of the week 😋
January 8, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Favorite day of the week 😋