I used to be HOT. Now I'm a fucken oaf. That's life, bitch

Heads up, I just had a long talk with Jesus and he wants me to tell you quit being such a fucken dick about everything

Fuck y'all's pennies

Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has. Use that freedom. Make up your own mind.

~ Michael Ironside as Lt. Jean Rasczak in Starship Troopers

Don't train the agents ffs, THAT'S HOW WE GET AGENTS. #theMatrixAsProphecy

ugh, more like liquid ASS

The Breakfast Club is a documentary about 5 students locked in a library without their phones

Her: You realize that we can't eat, shop, or even listen to music without lining the pockets of the super-elite and contributing to an agenda that prioritizes profits over people and, hey are you even listening to me?
Me, scrolling Twitter with a mouthful of Chik-fil-A: Whumpf?

There's no way my Spotify Wrapped 2025 will rank the new Blood Incantation correctly with all the tracks being 20 min epics; I mean how could they, if they can't even get shuffle right or knew fuck about code or give a shit about artists so oh shit sorry I had a point I was making

sam and frodo are the bill and ted of middle earth