throwgoats
throwgoats.bsky.social
throwgoats
@throwgoats.bsky.social
How do I shoot
September 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I used to be HOT. Now I'm a fucken oaf. That's life, bitch
August 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Heads up, I just had a long talk with Jesus and he wants me to tell you quit being such a fucken dick about everything
August 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Fuck y'all's pennies
August 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has. Use that freedom. Make up your own mind.

~ Michael Ironside as Lt. Jean Rasczak in Starship Troopers
August 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Don't train the agents ffs, THAT'S HOW WE GET AGENTS. #theMatrixAsProphecy
August 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
ugh, more like liquid ASS
August 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The Breakfast Club is a documentary about 5 students locked in a library without their phones
August 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Her: You realize that we can't eat, shop, or even listen to music without lining the pockets of the super-elite and contributing to an agenda that prioritizes profits over people and, hey are you even listening to me?
Me, scrolling Twitter with a mouthful of Chik-fil-A: Whumpf?
August 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
There's no way my Spotify Wrapped 2025 will rank the new Blood Incantation correctly with all the tracks being 20 min epics; I mean how could they, if they can't even get shuffle right or knew fuck about code or give a shit about artists so oh shit sorry I had a point I was making
August 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
sam and frodo are the bill and ted of middle earth
May 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM