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Unnie
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Foul-mouthed shapshifting Goblin who steals toes.
In a strange mood, not sure how I fell into it either. Maybe it's post-holiday blues. Idk.
December 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Me at work, driving to drop off a gift bag to a coworker at the hospital. Immediately gets flagged down by a guy with no shoes on, asking for help and having an elaborate story.

Turns out he was kicked out of the ER, and local PD was called to find him bc he somehow snuck back in the hospital.
December 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I love the angel tree trends happening this year!

But I would also like to bring up places that could also use a little holiday cheer too. Like hospitals, juvenile centers, and psychiatric hospitals, too.
December 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I'm wearing makeup at work for once bc if the job is gonna be a dumpster fire, at least I won't look like it.
December 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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A long time ago I had a redeem for games requests from my back log to play on stream and I never really followed through with it, and it bothers me I didn't. So I'm a Technomancer of my word. After the Metroid series we will be going through Fallout NV, Parasite eve, and a very special request.
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I've been thinking of a class change for my Goblin, originally she's a Druid who transforms into animals, especially a unicorn.

But...what if necromancer? And she only revives anything that isn't human? (Mostly out of preference)
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Unnie is entering he brass phase. Lol 😅
September 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I'm super desperate to crawl into bed as soon as I get off of work. I'm beyond tired.

But I'm proud to get 2 weeks' worth of class work done in a week. I have at least one or maybe two weeks to get done this week. That way, I can focus on my career enhancing class. I've been waiting 3 yrs for.
August 31, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Day two of the Elfathon!🎉 And today we're chroming up and partying in Night City! Will the timer die on day two?

I'll see you all on the purple site!

🔗in bio!

#ENVtuber #twitchaffiliate #subathon
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July 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The best part of working night shift solo is that u can work at my own pace, as long as I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing.
June 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It's close tp 80°F in this building....I might have to find a spot outside bc it's cooler out there.
June 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My partner made me a huge homemade burrito and I'm still stuffed 3 hours later. I need a nap....
June 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Hear me out peeps: vtuber challenge coins and patches. Tactical goodness!
May 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Why is it everytime I decides I will be productive when I get home after work, my little spawn will sleep in? But if I try to get into bed right away they wake up super early?!
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
*forgot this app exists*

Um....hiya!
May 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Doin' a raffle for 2k! Ty everyone so much for your support!
3 winners will be announced on June 1st!

Like and Retweet to be entered!
May 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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My surgery is Mon, May 12th- just 16 days away! I've used approx $400 to pay for the first bill I received for the consultation appointment I had back in January. I'm glad that's one bill covered, but the remaining/upcoming bills are going to be scary. www.ko-fi.com/harlecrpytid
April 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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"MISO BUT CEREAL" IS SUCH A MASSIVE BRAIN DESIGN I LOVE THIS LITTLE GOOBER SO MUCH

🥣✨
April 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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🔴 I love the DMG Game Boy, but I think she's due for a few upgrades.

🔗 twitch.tv/tia_singer
March 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Being a parent and a mother is not for the faint of heart. Today, I had nearly 3 blow-out diapers, and naturally shit was everywhere, and the goblet seemed to find this funny. 😅
March 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Me: *walks into bedroo. For pj pants*
Floor: *creaking as soon as I enter the room*
Baby: *instantly wakes up and smiling at me*
Me: it's not even 7am...please go back to sleep my sweet spawn.
March 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Out of context convos with my long time bestie: I wouldn't be able to talk bc my throat would be bruised.
March 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Waiting for the baby goblin to settle into a nap so I can crawl into my bed and also nap.
February 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I'm watching Ted 2 with my soon to be 1-year-old, and he seems really into it, and I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't be watching this with you. XD
February 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
French toast and emo rock th9s morning.
February 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM