Church of Thumpback
@thumpback.bsky.social
We, the people, are fully devoted to are Lord and Savior Thumpback from Skylanders Giants
(parody account)
(parody account)
Thumpback says “we’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu“
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Thumpback says “we’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu“
Thumpback says “who wants their yearly Thanksgiving sloppy?“
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Thumpback says “who wants their yearly Thanksgiving sloppy?“
Thumpback says “sonic racing crossworlds is peak”
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Thumpback says “sonic racing crossworlds is peak”
Thumpback says “I remember my password”
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Thumpback says “I remember my password”
Thumpback says “Trump‘s attempt to become a dictator will be forever known in history as a dictatorship that failed solely because everyone involved is a fucking dipshit”
October 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Thumpback says “Trump‘s attempt to become a dictator will be forever known in history as a dictatorship that failed solely because everyone involved is a fucking dipshit”
Thumpback says “I need more pussy”
October 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Thumpback says “I need more pussy”
Thumpback says “Jennifer Holland could beat me half to death in a drunken rage and I would thank her for it”
October 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Thumpback says “Jennifer Holland could beat me half to death in a drunken rage and I would thank her for it”
Thumpback says “wakka wakka”
October 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Thumpback says “wakka wakka”
Thumpback says “ohh yes my penis is big”
October 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Thumpback says “ohh yes my penis is big”
Thumpback says “I’m quite fond of pac man”
October 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Thumpback says “I’m quite fond of pac man”
Thumpback says “I think I’m gay”
September 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Thumpback says “I think I’m gay”
Thumpback says “peacemaker more like peak maker”
September 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Thumpback says “peacemaker more like peak maker”
Thumpback says “where am I? How did I get here?”
September 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Thumpback says “where am I? How did I get here?”
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Ig omega canonicaly runs windows
September 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Ig omega canonicaly runs windows
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To this day, I’m still getting stared at
September 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
To this day, I’m still getting stared at
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Thumpback says “the Super Mario galaxy games are being sold for $40 each. What is this fucking bullshit?“
September 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Thumpback says “the Super Mario galaxy games are being sold for $40 each. What is this fucking bullshit?“
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He is such a silly little guy
September 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
He is such a silly little guy
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Thumpback says “if the new fire emblem is $80 I ain’t buying that shit”
September 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Thumpback says “if the new fire emblem is $80 I ain’t buying that shit”
Thumpback says “I like cheese”
September 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Thumpback says “I like cheese”
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Today is a real tragedy
September 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Today is a real tragedy
Thumpback says “the sun seems a little brighter today”
September 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Thumpback says “the sun seems a little brighter today”
Thumpback says “guys he’s actually dead”
September 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Thumpback says “guys he’s actually dead”
Thumpback says “charlie kirk down”
September 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Thumpback says “charlie kirk down”