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I’m Sisyphus with a snowblower.
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’m Sisyphus with a snowblower.
FIFA President Gianni Infantino should be shown a red card for stupidity.
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
FIFA President Gianni Infantino should be shown a red card for stupidity.
The honorable veteran astronaut understands the constitution better than the bone spurred draft dodger and lush attack plan leaker combined.
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The honorable veteran astronaut understands the constitution better than the bone spurred draft dodger and lush attack plan leaker combined.
First, they came for the immigrants and I spoke up because I know the rest of the dang poem.
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November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
First, they came for the immigrants and I spoke up because I know the rest of the dang poem.
—Author unknown
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The Not So Great Gatsby told a Bloomberg reporter “Quiet! Quiet, Piggy” when she asked about the Epstein files.
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Not So Great Gatsby told a Bloomberg reporter “Quiet! Quiet, Piggy” when she asked about the Epstein files.
Compared to the Donald, Tricky Dick Nixon was a saint.
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Compared to the Donald, Tricky Dick Nixon was a saint.
The Donald’s healthcare plan will be out in 2 weeks. The working title is F*ck You, I Get $230 Million.
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The Donald’s healthcare plan will be out in 2 weeks. The working title is F*ck You, I Get $230 Million.
I’m an oatmilk latte addict.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I’m an oatmilk latte addict.
Today, I feel alive in the left lane of Interstate 35.
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Today, I feel alive in the left lane of Interstate 35.
Dang democrats want healthcare AND food!
November 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Dang democrats want healthcare AND food!
Democrats have existed for over 200 years, but only under the Not So Great Gatsby have we got the longest 2 government shutdowns in American history.
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Democrats have existed for over 200 years, but only under the Not So Great Gatsby have we got the longest 2 government shutdowns in American history.
The Donald pardoned sleazy CZ, a crypto dude who pled guilty to money laundering for terrorist groups causing harm to national security.
When asked why, the Not So Great Gatsby said, “OK are you ready? I don’t know who he is.”
A liar, Epstein’s wingman knows exactly who’s bribing him for $2B.
When asked why, the Not So Great Gatsby said, “OK are you ready? I don’t know who he is.”
A liar, Epstein’s wingman knows exactly who’s bribing him for $2B.
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The Donald pardoned sleazy CZ, a crypto dude who pled guilty to money laundering for terrorist groups causing harm to national security.
When asked why, the Not So Great Gatsby said, “OK are you ready? I don’t know who he is.”
A liar, Epstein’s wingman knows exactly who’s bribing him for $2B.
When asked why, the Not So Great Gatsby said, “OK are you ready? I don’t know who he is.”
A liar, Epstein’s wingman knows exactly who’s bribing him for $2B.
Epstein’s former wingman likes the shutdown because he no longer has to pretend there’s a congressional check on his executive grifting.
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Epstein’s former wingman likes the shutdown because he no longer has to pretend there’s a congressional check on his executive grifting.
For 10 years, the Not So Great Gatsby will have a health care plan in 2 weeks. Now it’s democrats’ fault his plan is to f*ck you, I deserve $230M and a ballroom.
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
For 10 years, the Not So Great Gatsby will have a health care plan in 2 weeks. Now it’s democrats’ fault his plan is to f*ck you, I deserve $230M and a ballroom.
MAGA talking point: Chuck Schumer is making the Not So Great Gatsby build a ballroom while kids go hungry.
November 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
MAGA talking point: Chuck Schumer is making the Not So Great Gatsby build a ballroom while kids go hungry.
The democrats can end the government shutdown by helping gut healthcare like a hostage can end captivity by paying the ransom.
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The democrats can end the government shutdown by helping gut healthcare like a hostage can end captivity by paying the ransom.
Because the Supreme MAGA Court says presidents are immune from the law for official acts, POSOTUS will now officially withdraw $230M from our treasury.
October 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Because the Supreme MAGA Court says presidents are immune from the law for official acts, POSOTUS will now officially withdraw $230M from our treasury.
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I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
King Shitposter says we should buy Argentinian beef, while many MAGAs can’t tell a nincompoop from a Nobel Laureate.
October 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
King Shitposter says we should buy Argentinian beef, while many MAGAs can’t tell a nincompoop from a Nobel Laureate.
Karoline Leavitt says, "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals.”
Here in Minnesota, our Democratic Farmer Labor Party’s main constituency is the smarter farmers, laborers, and hockey players.
Here in Minnesota, our Democratic Farmer Labor Party’s main constituency is the smarter farmers, laborers, and hockey players.
October 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Karoline Leavitt says, "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals.”
Here in Minnesota, our Democratic Farmer Labor Party’s main constituency is the smarter farmers, laborers, and hockey players.
Here in Minnesota, our Democratic Farmer Labor Party’s main constituency is the smarter farmers, laborers, and hockey players.
A masked ICE goon shot Paster David Black in the head with a pepper ball while he was praying. The pastor has a constitutional right to pray, even while ICE is doing their “job” detaining people based on skin color.
October 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
A masked ICE goon shot Paster David Black in the head with a pepper ball while he was praying. The pastor has a constitutional right to pray, even while ICE is doing their “job” detaining people based on skin color.
Dear Dipshit,
A masked government agent shooting a non-violent Reverend David Black in the head with a pepper ball is an attack on freedom of speech.
A masked government agent shooting a non-violent Reverend David Black in the head with a pepper ball is an attack on freedom of speech.
October 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Dear Dipshit,
A masked government agent shooting a non-violent Reverend David Black in the head with a pepper ball is an attack on freedom of speech.
A masked government agent shooting a non-violent Reverend David Black in the head with a pepper ball is an attack on freedom of speech.
The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who promote peace, democracy, and human rights— not UFC fights, meme coins, and horse dewormer.
October 13, 2025 at 7:22 AM
The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who promote peace, democracy, and human rights— not UFC fights, meme coins, and horse dewormer.
I’m searching Italy for the finest cappuccino.
October 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I’m searching Italy for the finest cappuccino.
The Donald lost the Nobel Peace Prize to María Corina Machado like I lost the Tour de France to Tadej Pogačar.
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The Donald lost the Nobel Peace Prize to María Corina Machado like I lost the Tour de France to Tadej Pogačar.