Thunder Levin
@thunderlevin.bsky.social
The writer of SHARKNADO, writer/director of many films you probably haven't heard of (including MUTANT VAMPIRE ZOMBIES FROM THE 'HOOD!), temporarily displaced New Yorker, dog lover, Yankees fan, sailor and adventurer.
I enjoyed it. Especially the first half!
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I enjoyed it. Especially the first half!
You mean, "not *Actually*"
I'm here all week, folks.
(But I bet Hallmark HAS done that exactly. I mean, they've done every possible variation, right?)
I'm here all week, folks.
(But I bet Hallmark HAS done that exactly. I mean, they've done every possible variation, right?)
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
You mean, "not *Actually*"
I'm here all week, folks.
(But I bet Hallmark HAS done that exactly. I mean, they've done every possible variation, right?)
I'm here all week, folks.
(But I bet Hallmark HAS done that exactly. I mean, they've done every possible variation, right?)
Wait... didn't they do that already?
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Wait... didn't they do that already?
To put their fears to rest, let them know that I've been sailing (and generally simply messing about on boats) since I was five years old.
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
To put their fears to rest, let them know that I've been sailing (and generally simply messing about on boats) since I was five years old.
If I win, may I drive the boat?
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If I win, may I drive the boat?
Yeah, we didn't cast him as the Mayor of NYC in #Sharknado2 because it wouldn't have been believable. A year later, we didn't cast him as President in #Sharknado3 because it wouldn't have been believable.
We were right both times.
We were right both times.
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Yeah, we didn't cast him as the Mayor of NYC in #Sharknado2 because it wouldn't have been believable. A year later, we didn't cast him as President in #Sharknado3 because it wouldn't have been believable.
We were right both times.
We were right both times.
That's a terrible idea! Why?!
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
That's a terrible idea! Why?!
At least it will be easy to take down in 2026.
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
At least it will be easy to take down in 2026.
Hmm...
I would argue that "the greatest horror sequels" implies "a sequel that is a horror film", otherwise it would be "the greatest sequels to horror films". And in THAT case, Aliens would definitely top the list!
But it doesn't say that.
I would argue that "the greatest horror sequels" implies "a sequel that is a horror film", otherwise it would be "the greatest sequels to horror films". And in THAT case, Aliens would definitely top the list!
But it doesn't say that.
October 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Hmm...
I would argue that "the greatest horror sequels" implies "a sequel that is a horror film", otherwise it would be "the greatest sequels to horror films". And in THAT case, Aliens would definitely top the list!
But it doesn't say that.
I would argue that "the greatest horror sequels" implies "a sequel that is a horror film", otherwise it would be "the greatest sequels to horror films". And in THAT case, Aliens would definitely top the list!
But it doesn't say that.
While Aliens was a sequel to a horror film, it wasn't a horror film itself. It was an action/war movie.
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
While Aliens was a sequel to a horror film, it wasn't a horror film itself. It was an action/war movie.
We know exactly what happens when a "crooked moron" becomes president... We get tweets like this!
October 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
We know exactly what happens when a "crooked moron" becomes president... We get tweets like this!
I thought it was called The Epstein Ballroom?
October 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I thought it was called The Epstein Ballroom?
It's "the People's House". Don't we ALL have standing?!
October 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It's "the People's House". Don't we ALL have standing?!
I can't find a gif of it, but The Big Chill ended perfectly.
When Harry Met Sally's last scene before the interviews. "Anyway, it's about old friends." would have been a perfect ending. I wish they'd ended it there.
And then, of course, there's this:
When Harry Met Sally's last scene before the interviews. "Anyway, it's about old friends." would have been a perfect ending. I wish they'd ended it there.
And then, of course, there's this:
a warehouse filled with lots of boxes and a person walking through it
ALT: a warehouse filled with lots of boxes and a person walking through it
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I can't find a gif of it, but The Big Chill ended perfectly.
When Harry Met Sally's last scene before the interviews. "Anyway, it's about old friends." would have been a perfect ending. I wish they'd ended it there.
And then, of course, there's this:
When Harry Met Sally's last scene before the interviews. "Anyway, it's about old friends." would have been a perfect ending. I wish they'd ended it there.
And then, of course, there's this:
Reposted by Thunder Levin
There is no left-wing violence in Chicago or Portland. It simply is not happening.
It's so not happening, in fact, that Republicans in Oregon took footage from two South American countries to create a hoax photo about Portland.
They have no actual violent footage to put forward.
It's so not happening, in fact, that Republicans in Oregon took footage from two South American countries to create a hoax photo about Portland.
They have no actual violent footage to put forward.
Republicans post fake image of Oregon protest – using photos of South America
A federal judge had blocked Trump’s request to deploy California national guard to Portland
www.theguardian.com
October 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
There is no left-wing violence in Chicago or Portland. It simply is not happening.
It's so not happening, in fact, that Republicans in Oregon took footage from two South American countries to create a hoax photo about Portland.
They have no actual violent footage to put forward.
It's so not happening, in fact, that Republicans in Oregon took footage from two South American countries to create a hoax photo about Portland.
They have no actual violent footage to put forward.
If you go back and rewatch Ghostbusters you'll discover that Bill Murray's character suggests 8pm as the perfect start time.
If it's good enough for Dr. Peter Venkman, it should be good enough for the rest of us. He saved the world, after all.
If it's good enough for Dr. Peter Venkman, it should be good enough for the rest of us. He saved the world, after all.
October 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If you go back and rewatch Ghostbusters you'll discover that Bill Murray's character suggests 8pm as the perfect start time.
If it's good enough for Dr. Peter Venkman, it should be good enough for the rest of us. He saved the world, after all.
If it's good enough for Dr. Peter Venkman, it should be good enough for the rest of us. He saved the world, after all.