As meaningful as the FIFA shitshow. I mean, seriously, what the fuck is going on here?

Assemble with graphics toward the inside and wear it upside down with the spear over the nose bridge and you become a Gladiator or a Roman soldier. 🤷‍♂️⚓️😎

Strength and honor, warrior for us.

Those three republicans seem pretty set to vote for the release of the records. I don’t see Massie, MTG, or Mace backing off.

Any candidate running on taking a f’ing flamethrower to that cheesy gilding and also a wrecking ball to any orange shitgibbon construction has immediately garnered my support for their pursuit of the Oval Office.

I’d throw some ducats toward that endeavor. Hell, I’d drive to DC from Humboldt with a sledgehammer in the passenger seat.