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THUNK DA PEON
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THUNK IS PEON. THUNK WURK WURK. THUNK GUESS WE DOING A SOCIAL MEDIA AGAIN, SO LET’S ALL TRY AND DO IT GOODER DIS TIME, YEAH?
NO YOUS NOT GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEEEEEP
January 22, 2026 at 1:43 PM
NO IS TOO EARLY FOR DEM—SUN’S NOT UP YET
January 22, 2026 at 1:26 PM
THUNK GET DA FEELING DESE GUYS GONNA BE TROUBLE IF LOTTA DEM ALL SHOW UP AT ONCE.
January 22, 2026 at 1:01 PM
…OH BOY.
January 22, 2026 at 12:53 PM
(And yes, I did just get hired on there, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t expecting to get the rug pulled out from under me somehow.)

(But now we know, that’s not going to happen.)

(Good program wins, DOGEbros lose.)
January 21, 2026 at 9:51 PM
((Pbffft. What an unserious topic. Rest of the world can get back to us when they’ve learned to hate us the way WE hate us.)

(Nobody on Earth hates Americans the way Americans do.)
January 21, 2026 at 3:30 PM
AND THUNK TOO?
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 AM
WURKWURKCRAFT.
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 AM
NOTHING FANCY. THUNK AND SUMI GOT A GOOD THING GOING FOR US, THOUGH.
January 21, 2026 at 1:31 AM
COLD KODO ROAST SLICE WITH GOOD DALARAN MUSTARD WITH A HALF A LOAF OF CRUSTY BREAD, A STEWED SWEET CACTUS APPLE AND SOMETIMES SOME FANCY CHEESE DAT THUNK KNOW SUMI SPEND TOO MUCH ON.
January 21, 2026 at 1:28 AM
PROFESSHUNAL. THUNK BEEN UNDUH LOTS OF FOREMEN AND OVERSEERS IN HIM TIME.

THUNK BEEN AT DIS SO LONG, THUNK USUALLY DA ONE WHO GOTTA WURK WURK DIRECTLY WITH FOREMEN LIKE THAZZ’RIL ON PROJECTS.
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM