It behooves oneself to have some leeway in the furry world where one mildly suspicious burger could double your weight

I am a big fan of suspenders for fatfur fashion 🤌🤌

I feel like the issue is getting it through the hole rather than keeping it high up, there’s gotta be some muscles in there. And if it’s just over the top of your pants then it’s gonna give you plumber butt

Definitely more comfortable but still he’d be too fat to reach it

You leave my tail ALONE 😤

I reckon there'd be some volunteers

Happy birthday ya big lug, how many truckloads of cakes are we sending?

You could always swallow him and take a selfie if he wants to reminisce

Actually I'm keeping the concept of BMI in this universe so I can have the high score

He’s so real for that

He’s being as cute as possible listening to NÜLL by hanzel und gretyl 😂