llama
@thyllama.bsky.social
Male 🇬🇧, likes guys, #hypnosis, #BDSM and other rude things, may or may not be a magical talking llama
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In case you didn’t already know 😉...
January 31, 2026 at 9:00 PM
In case you didn’t already know 😉...
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Gagged and compliant 🤐
January 28, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Gagged and compliant 🤐
Not going to name names, the person can block the llama in peace, but I find the notion of blocking politics on your horny alt being inflammatory completely bizarre.
If it means anything, you have my permission to spend your free time on the internet having fun.
If it means anything, you have my permission to spend your free time on the internet having fun.
January 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Not going to name names, the person can block the llama in peace, but I find the notion of blocking politics on your horny alt being inflammatory completely bizarre.
If it means anything, you have my permission to spend your free time on the internet having fun.
If it means anything, you have my permission to spend your free time on the internet having fun.
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Protip: if you use Bluesky for horny reasons, you may not want to read about politics or how the world is burning. Using the moderation feature to filter out words related to political issues is about 90% effective once you have a strong enough list (names of leaders for example).
January 27, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Protip: if you use Bluesky for horny reasons, you may not want to read about politics or how the world is burning. Using the moderation feature to filter out words related to political issues is about 90% effective once you have a strong enough list (names of leaders for example).
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My sole reason to grow my arms is to be able to squeeze you tighter*
*both in hugs and while I fuck you 😇
*both in hugs and while I fuck you 😇
January 25, 2026 at 3:55 PM
My sole reason to grow my arms is to be able to squeeze you tighter*
*both in hugs and while I fuck you 😇
*both in hugs and while I fuck you 😇
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Get in there nice and deep 😈
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Get in there nice and deep 😈
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woke up immediately thinking about how badly I need to be hypnotized 😵💫
January 24, 2026 at 2:51 PM
woke up immediately thinking about how badly I need to be hypnotized 😵💫
thinking of finding some subjects to corrupt
January 17, 2026 at 9:31 PM
thinking of finding some subjects to corrupt
over my shaving head phase
January 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
over my shaving head phase
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100% agree on this! Using AI to generate content is highly questionable especially as it leads people ask: "Is that content/scene real?" We really shouldn't accept that path!
My promise: all content I post will be REAL. Real guys screaming. Real guys begging and asking for mercy. Real spunk. 😈💦
My promise: all content I post will be REAL. Real guys screaming. Real guys begging and asking for mercy. Real spunk. 😈💦
It pains me to see kinksters continue using generative AI for making up scenes. Then a few of those repost that nonsense.
While I can understand using gen-AI for turning a fantasy into visuals of Zodiak push-ups in a forest, the ethics and deceit that AI brings to the table are not negotiable.
While I can understand using gen-AI for turning a fantasy into visuals of Zodiak push-ups in a forest, the ethics and deceit that AI brings to the table are not negotiable.
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
100% agree on this! Using AI to generate content is highly questionable especially as it leads people ask: "Is that content/scene real?" We really shouldn't accept that path!
My promise: all content I post will be REAL. Real guys screaming. Real guys begging and asking for mercy. Real spunk. 😈💦
My promise: all content I post will be REAL. Real guys screaming. Real guys begging and asking for mercy. Real spunk. 😈💦
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Don't be embarrassed about wanting to be brainwashed.
You WANT to be this way. So go for it. Be the slut you want to see in the world. Be your own porn.
Don't waste your energy being self-conscious. Embrace the toy you want yourself to be, and I promise you'll feel wonderful.
You WANT to be this way. So go for it. Be the slut you want to see in the world. Be your own porn.
Don't waste your energy being self-conscious. Embrace the toy you want yourself to be, and I promise you'll feel wonderful.
January 13, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Don't be embarrassed about wanting to be brainwashed.
You WANT to be this way. So go for it. Be the slut you want to see in the world. Be your own porn.
Don't waste your energy being self-conscious. Embrace the toy you want yourself to be, and I promise you'll feel wonderful.
You WANT to be this way. So go for it. Be the slut you want to see in the world. Be your own porn.
Don't waste your energy being self-conscious. Embrace the toy you want yourself to be, and I promise you'll feel wonderful.
how do i get no thoughts anyway, sign me up for that
January 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
how do i get no thoughts anyway, sign me up for that
It's important to make standup comedy nobody gets in fetish spaces
January 8, 2026 at 12:10 PM
It's important to make standup comedy nobody gets in fetish spaces
Thinking about having a sub that will automatically self-select the amount of autonomy and independent thought they have to serve my needs at a particular time. The #brainwashing should be the boy's job, too.
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Thinking about having a sub that will automatically self-select the amount of autonomy and independent thought they have to serve my needs at a particular time. The #brainwashing should be the boy's job, too.
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PLEASE THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
—-
Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 18, 2025 at 10:01 AM
PLEASE THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE
Then I will overcorrect again, doing some insane fetish shitpost which will only make sense to three people (if that). I could have made a thread, but I didn't.
December 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Then I will overcorrect again, doing some insane fetish shitpost which will only make sense to three people (if that). I could have made a thread, but I didn't.
My problem with my lack of hornyposting is that I might severely overcorrect and spend six months doing unhinged #BDSM posts or start an onlyfans or something
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My problem with my lack of hornyposting is that I might severely overcorrect and spend six months doing unhinged #BDSM posts or start an onlyfans or something
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