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Thyme :3
@thymecat.bsky.social
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Tiny cat who does sillies
Chilean, 28, they/them
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Decolonization, cats, nonsense, potential epitaphs, queer stuff, some 'tism, and maybe the worst takes on media u've read in ur life
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How about you pick a fight with a functionally nonexistant account instead huh
Big tap feeding water to big person, small person drinking the drops that spill out meme. On tap: "debate clout" On big person: "jtp" On small person: "us nobodies"
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I was working on this a while ago but it seems I have to go back to drafting, ffs
A 3×3 graph, showing "funtion purist/neutral/radical" for columns, and "form purist/neutral/radical" for rows. Function Purist: "a parry must give a meaningful offensive advantage if successful" Function Neutral: "a parry provides solid defense if successful" Function Radical: "a parry is any successful reaction to an attack" Form Purist: "a parry involves deflecting weaponry with your own" Form Neutral: "a parry is the risky interruption of an attack" Form radical: "a parry is any high skill defensive maneuver" In the boxes, top down and left to right are assigned: sekiro - shield block - silksong nine sols queen's gambit decline - squid game slapgate - ratioing someone - dark souls roll - a fever
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Tweet that says "nice argument. However i have already portrayed myself as the sleek FDR bullet train and you as the seething coal locomotive". Under, an image of cartoon trains with faces, as described above.
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Crying at how beautiful she is
Gray striped cat on her back enjoying spring leaves and shade
October 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Meme in two panels, titled CIA agents in 1964 and 2024 respectively. 1964 shows the CIA plotting to kill Castro by making him sign sm with his poison pen. 2024 shows them at the computer making inflammatory statements to cause leftist infighting, in this case saying that the phrase working class is ableist.
October 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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crazy how you can just post this image and instantly win any argument
Fighter plane sketch with red dots all over. Image commonly used to explain survivorship bias.
September 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
thymecat.bsky.social
Ngl I can't stop cackling at this
News title reading "Claude can now create and edit files"
September 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Like, this is a solid shitpost. And with that context, the above shitpost is also pretty funny, it just doesn't cross over the line for it to be clearly identified as such.
August 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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BBC in the "washing their hands of blood" era
Screenshot of a BBC article with a video (unseen) captioned "how did gaza get to the brink of starvation?" As if the bbc wasn't directly responsible for that.
July 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Is this one of those coincidences the folks here have been going on about or is there mischief about
Two consecutive Bluesky posts. First is the strip the comment is made on. Second is tobyfox's post about the 10 year anniversary of Undertale, where he asks for people to submit memories.
July 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Ive seen lots of "boycott lists" claiming to be part of the BDS movement. This image right here shows what brands the BDS movement is boycotting.

ONLY the Brands at the top (priority boycott) are the brands you have to **actively** avoid.

I strongly suggest checking their website: bdsmovement.net
BDS boycott list. Priority targets: Chevron, Caltex, Texaco, intel, Dell, Siemens, HP, XBOX, Carrefour, AXA, Reebok, sodastream, Disney+, ReMax Pressure targets: Google, amazon, airbnb, expedia, teva, Booking.com Organic boycotts: McDonalds, Cocacola, Dominos, Papa Johns, Pizza Hut, Burger King, Wix
June 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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I saw this today lmao
Tag on a shirt. Above, in bright yellow, the word "CHASER". Bellow, in red, "For your hands only, BEWARE"
June 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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STING AINT SHIT
Part of the Lyrics for the song sos by Blusteer: It’s always on christmas island In the sense that it sucks and you’re surrounded by People that you want to see once a year at most And they ask about my finger And they KNOW WHAT FUCKIN HAPPENED Here’s a secret about christmas island: There’s a murderer on christmas island and i know who it is Everyone who hasn’t doing their chores Is gonna get a bullet to the back of the head I hate this stupid fuckin’ island I hate this stupid fuckin’ island But the SOS has gone unaddressed I wonder who I’ll have to murder next
June 25, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Me trying to get everyone I know into woe.begone
#w.bg #woe.begone
June 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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My bank just released its newest "AI Assistant" and they literally named it Ava.
The fact they watched Ex-Machina and had that be their takeaway tells you everything you need to know about the pple working on this tech.
June 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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I have nothing but #woe.begone in my brain.
June 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Feel like I should put you two in contacf
Two consecutive Bluesky posts. First one is a description of how the poster found their wallet in their jacket. Second is a poster saying they lost their wallet.
May 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I am sorry but the Lascaux Cave Paintings were AI generated :(
Lascaux Cave Painting, depicting two animals (possibly a bull and a horse), with three green circles drawn on top.
May 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Did a lot better than me uwu
A bingo card for the podcast woe.begone, episode 204
May 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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There is too much woe.begonnery in my soul send help
#w.bg
#woe.begone
Image is of the common meme where Calvin's dad explains that a certai group can be divided in two categories. In this case, the category "woe.begone villains" is divided in Ty Betteridge or Eagle. HJH? Ty Betteridge Cannonball? Eagle Nobody? Ty Betteridge Lieutenant? Eagle Despite being Ty Betteridge, Evil Ty is Eagle.
May 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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"There are only two genders" ok what the fuck is then
January 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
thymecat.bsky.social
's been a long week
A black cat sitting next to an open bottle of beer, looking to its left. They on the street, on top of an unknown white surface a meter or so above the ground.
December 3, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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Every day is #Caturday
Cats don't know the days of the week.
We only know miau miau prrr prrr hot churu and eep.
A white and orange cat peeks over an open book, looking at the reader. Behind, daylight comes through the windows and a painting can be seen.
December 2, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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When ur a cat.
Every. Day. Is. #Caturday.
Gray striped cat standinh next to a cd box of the Tool album "Lateralus". A bed can be seen on the background.
November 30, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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Me after losing at Uno for the 5000th time just needing a soft forehead kiss before sleepy time
Luffy from One Piece, kneeling and covered in bandages screaming "I'm still so weak"
November 30, 2024 at 4:51 PM