Tia Kaiulani Kanaeholo
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Tia Kaiulani Kanaeholo
@tiakaiulani.bsky.social
native hawaiian writer/actor hot girl film bro
Does anyone wanna give me several hundreds of thousands of dollars? Thanks.
March 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i have done three reformer pilates classes this week it’s really so over for you bitches
February 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
first tiktok I see this morning ‘hot girls do you know you have autism’ clocked my ass
January 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
did i just swipe right on a man because he had clippers season tickets? well….yes
January 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
we are living in succession season 5
January 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
the tarot readings on tiktok are NOT the same some white man just told me i had an entity around me I think the fuck not white man!!!
January 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
omg rednote doesn’t allow witchcraft content 😭 wtf!!!!
January 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
where the fuck is tom from MySpace at a time like this?!?!
January 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
my bestie has been responding to some of my reactions by saying ‘wow you really are a carrie!’ as in bradshaw. and it’s doing more work than any therapist has.
January 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
so…unfortunately I don’t speak mandarin so I guess it’s this app to waste time
January 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
not to be uncouth at a time like this but im seeing A LOT of firefighters on the apps rn
January 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I would simply lay down & die.
Rihanna responds to someone asking for an album, whilst referring to her as ‘forehead’:

“listen Lorenzo! You ain’t cute enough to be calling me by my black name you dizzy fuck!”
January 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I just wanna announce that if I had a crush on you in 2024 I WILL NOT have a crush on you in 2025 you’ve lost your chance.
December 31, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Every single British show my mother watches has approximately 27 story lines, several people are murdered, people are cheating, secret babies, nuns, everyone is dying of a sickness. Just chaos.
December 30, 2024 at 1:37 AM
my ideal 2025 dating situation:

- i date one man each month. 12 total.
- they fight to the death hunger games style for my hand in marriage
- im engaged by 2026

may the odds be ever in your favor 🫡
December 27, 2024 at 9:24 PM
i announced to the entire family I was pregnant tonight just for a little ✨razzle dazzle ✨ i am not.
December 25, 2024 at 9:33 AM
first thing I see on tiktok this morning is a man in a winnie the pooh sweatshirt eloquently explaining the dynamics of brat taming. this app cannot go away ive built this algorithm brick by brick.
December 20, 2024 at 4:45 PM
One thing about me…. I will always find out every angle of the story. Like a blessing from GOD the chisme finds me. I am God’s Favorite when it comes to information and lore. The truth will always set me free. lmfaoooo my life is unreal 🤣🤣🤣
December 18, 2024 at 8:56 AM
the elf on the shelf is doing too fucking much.
December 17, 2024 at 8:30 AM
obsessed with these very round very tan British meatball human beings running around nyc eating every fast food restaurant and going to target and tiktoking it. like the most joyful meatballs around. life can be so simple.
December 17, 2024 at 12:03 AM
some man in the christmas ornament section of Target called his wife/gf on the phone and summoned her over by saying ‘hey goblin woman’ and then started talking to her in the most condescending tone. im so glad im single and yes he was sharped faced, ugly and poorly dressed. girl get out.
December 12, 2024 at 12:34 AM
when I am left to my own devices after my morning routine I am ready for the day at the earliest 4pm.
December 10, 2024 at 10:49 PM
just got microagressed by chatgpt
December 10, 2024 at 9:33 PM
guys I’ve been considering getting bangs for three weeks please check in
December 10, 2024 at 1:27 AM
no fucking way the shooter’s name is luigi
December 9, 2024 at 8:01 PM