My new glasses were just delivered, it’s like the world is in 4K now.

It’s 3am and I think I’ve figured out why I stay up so late. I actually have two theories.

The first is that it is the time when no one expects anything from me, so I have hours to do what I want.

The second is that time moves so much faster now I’m older that I don’t want the day to end just yet.

I didn’t create this account just to whinge about the things my dad does that wind me up, but I have a feeling that this is going to happen a lot.

In today’s episode… when you take a can of coke out of the fridge, any normal, civilised person would put one back in to replace it. Right?