TiburonTiburon
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Marvel 2099 Texans uniforms
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Marvel 2099 Texans uniforms
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She thinks she missed the train to Mars
She’s out back spittin bars
She’s out back spittin bars
December 3, 2024 at 5:41 PM
She thinks she missed the train to Mars
She’s out back spittin bars
She’s out back spittin bars
The best genre of journal article is one where they discover new species, because the format is:
intro: There is a group of little guys. Here is a new one.
methods: We found this guy.
results/discussion: Pictures and descriptions of guy.
conclusion: It's a new little guy, and this is its name:
intro: There is a group of little guys. Here is a new one.
methods: We found this guy.
results/discussion: Pictures and descriptions of guy.
conclusion: It's a new little guy, and this is its name:
October 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The best genre of journal article is one where they discover new species, because the format is:
intro: There is a group of little guys. Here is a new one.
methods: We found this guy.
results/discussion: Pictures and descriptions of guy.
conclusion: It's a new little guy, and this is its name:
intro: There is a group of little guys. Here is a new one.
methods: We found this guy.
results/discussion: Pictures and descriptions of guy.
conclusion: It's a new little guy, and this is its name:
Detroit Orc City
July 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Detroit Orc City
Peter Gabriel was the better Genesis solo act. I'm ready to face the consequences of holding this opinion.
May 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Peter Gabriel was the better Genesis solo act. I'm ready to face the consequences of holding this opinion.
The causal relationship runs the opposite way. You're watching the game, maybe drinking a beer, and Spotify puts on Nutshell. It's time to get out of the house before getting possessed by a 1930s country/blues singer and reaching for a guitar and a bottle of the cheapest liquor you have.
May 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The causal relationship runs the opposite way. You're watching the game, maybe drinking a beer, and Spotify puts on Nutshell. It's time to get out of the house before getting possessed by a 1930s country/blues singer and reaching for a guitar and a bottle of the cheapest liquor you have.
"Hey, how's it going?"
"Oh, you know."
translates to "I am one wrong Starbucks order from becoming the Joker"
"Oh, you know."
translates to "I am one wrong Starbucks order from becoming the Joker"
May 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
"Hey, how's it going?"
"Oh, you know."
translates to "I am one wrong Starbucks order from becoming the Joker"
"Oh, you know."
translates to "I am one wrong Starbucks order from becoming the Joker"
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April 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Christian McCaffrey gets injured so frequently, doctors are inventing new ligaments for him to tear.
December 2, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Christian McCaffrey gets injured so frequently, doctors are inventing new ligaments for him to tear.
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when jake paul turns 58 we're going to drag him into the ring and beat his ass
November 16, 2024 at 7:00 PM
when jake paul turns 58 we're going to drag him into the ring and beat his ass
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Man: Doctor, I'm depressed.
Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic.
Man: But doctor—
Doctor: I know who you are.
Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic.
Man: But doctor—
Doctor: I know who you are.
November 10, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Man: Doctor, I'm depressed.
Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic.
Man: But doctor—
Doctor: I know who you are.
Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic.
Man: But doctor—
Doctor: I know who you are.
My obituary: According to witnesses, his last words were "hey asshole, that's my banana."
November 8, 2024 at 4:07 AM
My obituary: According to witnesses, his last words were "hey asshole, that's my banana."
Aldi is cool because it's like a bigger version of the tiny dollar stores on 86th St. in Bensonhurst where you go in to get a specific item and end up having to decide if Drano or shampoo would be a better dish soap.
August 27, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Aldi is cool because it's like a bigger version of the tiny dollar stores on 86th St. in Bensonhurst where you go in to get a specific item and end up having to decide if Drano or shampoo would be a better dish soap.
You can get ice cream cakes at any time. You don't need to wait for a special occasion. The people in the store won't ask why you want them, and the cops can't stop you from buying as many as you want.
June 30, 2024 at 12:03 AM
You can get ice cream cakes at any time. You don't need to wait for a special occasion. The people in the store won't ask why you want them, and the cops can't stop you from buying as many as you want.
Once again, you have been tricked into thinking about the Roman Empire.
June 26, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Once again, you have been tricked into thinking about the Roman Empire.
If a Nirvana song pops up on any app, I never skip it and will usually do a little air guitar/drums as a treat.
June 19, 2024 at 4:39 AM
If a Nirvana song pops up on any app, I never skip it and will usually do a little air guitar/drums as a treat.
Yes, I will be in the field at the Arrakis Open sponsored by House Harkonnen, but I am going on the record that I think the PGA should not have made this deal in the first place.
June 17, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Yes, I will be in the field at the Arrakis Open sponsored by House Harkonnen, but I am going on the record that I think the PGA should not have made this deal in the first place.
This deli is haunted. It's full of gabaghouls.
May 9, 2024 at 12:55 AM
This deli is haunted. It's full of gabaghouls.