Tickles La Rue
@tickleslarue.bsky.social
I have meandered over here from Elmo's Hellscape.
Sarcasm is my jam.
I like to use the f word a lot.
Uh... Why does this feel like a job interview?
Stop pressuring me.
See out there on the field, kids.
Sarcasm is my jam.
I like to use the f word a lot.
Uh... Why does this feel like a job interview?
Stop pressuring me.
See out there on the field, kids.
I'm guessing it would end something like this.
Maybe he could put wheels on the ship and say they were specialized submarines?
Maybe he could put wheels on the ship and say they were specialized submarines?
December 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm guessing it would end something like this.
Maybe he could put wheels on the ship and say they were specialized submarines?
Maybe he could put wheels on the ship and say they were specialized submarines?
I'm surprised he didn't decide to forgo nuclear power for boats with the oars that he makes all his enemies row.
He is such a vindictive little prick, I can see him trying it.
He is such a vindictive little prick, I can see him trying it.
December 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I'm surprised he didn't decide to forgo nuclear power for boats with the oars that he makes all his enemies row.
He is such a vindictive little prick, I can see him trying it.
He is such a vindictive little prick, I can see him trying it.
I don't think Dave "Slippery Slope" McCormick has a full grasp of the "slippery slope" analogy.
No one in this administration oopsied into taking pieces of private corporations.
Trump didn't slip and put his dick into taking percentages of companies or out right bribes.
He chose this.
No one in this administration oopsied into taking pieces of private corporations.
Trump didn't slip and put his dick into taking percentages of companies or out right bribes.
He chose this.
December 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I don't think Dave "Slippery Slope" McCormick has a full grasp of the "slippery slope" analogy.
No one in this administration oopsied into taking pieces of private corporations.
Trump didn't slip and put his dick into taking percentages of companies or out right bribes.
He chose this.
No one in this administration oopsied into taking pieces of private corporations.
Trump didn't slip and put his dick into taking percentages of companies or out right bribes.
He chose this.
He's not going to do that.
He's going to walk over to her, place his hands on her breasts, make honking noises and then slap her ass.
All the other reporters will stand there and the videographers will make sure they get the shot.
That female reporter?
She'll stand there and take it, because
He's going to walk over to her, place his hands on her breasts, make honking noises and then slap her ass.
All the other reporters will stand there and the videographers will make sure they get the shot.
That female reporter?
She'll stand there and take it, because
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
He's not going to do that.
He's going to walk over to her, place his hands on her breasts, make honking noises and then slap her ass.
All the other reporters will stand there and the videographers will make sure they get the shot.
That female reporter?
She'll stand there and take it, because
He's going to walk over to her, place his hands on her breasts, make honking noises and then slap her ass.
All the other reporters will stand there and the videographers will make sure they get the shot.
That female reporter?
She'll stand there and take it, because
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
According to pictures, they've made actual sign for the Oval Office and the West Wing.
Either Don is experiencing dementia or they just want to put gold shit everywhere.
Either Don is experiencing dementia or they just want to put gold shit everywhere.
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
According to pictures, they've made actual sign for the Oval Office and the West Wing.
Either Don is experiencing dementia or they just want to put gold shit everywhere.
Either Don is experiencing dementia or they just want to put gold shit everywhere.
I know I will remember him as our own version of Mad King George.
Without the singing voice, but with all the spittle.
Without the singing voice, but with all the spittle.
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I know I will remember him as our own version of Mad King George.
Without the singing voice, but with all the spittle.
Without the singing voice, but with all the spittle.
And what are the expectations for the airlines, Sean?
Uh...
Nothing?
They just get to overcharge for their barely adequate service and we should act like it's the 1960's?
Uh...
Nothing?
They just get to overcharge for their barely adequate service and we should act like it's the 1960's?
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
And what are the expectations for the airlines, Sean?
Uh...
Nothing?
They just get to overcharge for their barely adequate service and we should act like it's the 1960's?
Uh...
Nothing?
They just get to overcharge for their barely adequate service and we should act like it's the 1960's?
It's reassuring to know that Sean Duffy isn't going to run for president, since he shouldn't even be in charge of the FAA.
You want me to act like it's 1960 on an airplane, but these folks don't have to have any responsibility to act like my life is just as important as their profits?
You want me to act like it's 1960 on an airplane, but these folks don't have to have any responsibility to act like my life is just as important as their profits?
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It's reassuring to know that Sean Duffy isn't going to run for president, since he shouldn't even be in charge of the FAA.
You want me to act like it's 1960 on an airplane, but these folks don't have to have any responsibility to act like my life is just as important as their profits?
You want me to act like it's 1960 on an airplane, but these folks don't have to have any responsibility to act like my life is just as important as their profits?
It sounds like she was just trying to deflect on the Nick Fuentes issue.
MTG is still MTG.
She may sound more sane, but underneath is all those terrible things she's said out loud and probably still believes.
Like...
MTG is still MTG.
She may sound more sane, but underneath is all those terrible things she's said out loud and probably still believes.
Like...
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It sounds like she was just trying to deflect on the Nick Fuentes issue.
MTG is still MTG.
She may sound more sane, but underneath is all those terrible things she's said out loud and probably still believes.
Like...
MTG is still MTG.
She may sound more sane, but underneath is all those terrible things she's said out loud and probably still believes.
Like...
"Demand" is doing some heavy lifting here.
He posted about it on social media.
They won't do anything about something he says in a post, unless it's something for the DOJ and then Pam Bondi is all over it.
She is a real-life example of her South Park parody.
He posted about it on social media.
They won't do anything about something he says in a post, unless it's something for the DOJ and then Pam Bondi is all over it.
She is a real-life example of her South Park parody.
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"Demand" is doing some heavy lifting here.
He posted about it on social media.
They won't do anything about something he says in a post, unless it's something for the DOJ and then Pam Bondi is all over it.
She is a real-life example of her South Park parody.
He posted about it on social media.
They won't do anything about something he says in a post, unless it's something for the DOJ and then Pam Bondi is all over it.
She is a real-life example of her South Park parody.
Even the robber barons Trump adores for not paying any taxes, had the sense to look around and go, "Uh, maybe we should give a tiny little bit back so these people don't get really mad."
Today's billionaires think all that money is going to save their bacon when there are millions of us.
Today's billionaires think all that money is going to save their bacon when there are millions of us.
November 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Even the robber barons Trump adores for not paying any taxes, had the sense to look around and go, "Uh, maybe we should give a tiny little bit back so these people don't get really mad."
Today's billionaires think all that money is going to save their bacon when there are millions of us.
Today's billionaires think all that money is going to save their bacon when there are millions of us.
Chess?
Man, Roger is desperate to sound good to Trump, who will undoubtedly see this clip and think Roger is a...
Man, Roger is desperate to sound good to Trump, who will undoubtedly see this clip and think Roger is a...
October 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Chess?
Man, Roger is desperate to sound good to Trump, who will undoubtedly see this clip and think Roger is a...
Man, Roger is desperate to sound good to Trump, who will undoubtedly see this clip and think Roger is a...
They should all buy jackets like Melania's.
October 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
They should all buy jackets like Melania's.
I know you work with him and maybe he isn't the big mouthed fathead he plays on television, but how do you not reach across the table and bop Greg Gutfield in the head when he speaks?
Trump had huge attendance at all his stuff (demonstrably false), but we can't take the estimates for No Kings?
Trump had huge attendance at all his stuff (demonstrably false), but we can't take the estimates for No Kings?
October 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I know you work with him and maybe he isn't the big mouthed fathead he plays on television, but how do you not reach across the table and bop Greg Gutfield in the head when he speaks?
Trump had huge attendance at all his stuff (demonstrably false), but we can't take the estimates for No Kings?
Trump had huge attendance at all his stuff (demonstrably false), but we can't take the estimates for No Kings?
We can just fit more people on when we tear it down and ride it through the streets.
Hopefully it's made out of real gold, too.
Hopefully it's made out of real gold, too.
October 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
We can just fit more people on when we tear it down and ride it through the streets.
Hopefully it's made out of real gold, too.
Hopefully it's made out of real gold, too.
I don't think he knows what anthropomorphic means.
These are actual human beings, not beings you have to assign human traits to.
We're not talking about members of the Republican party...
These are actual human beings, not beings you have to assign human traits to.
We're not talking about members of the Republican party...
October 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I don't think he knows what anthropomorphic means.
These are actual human beings, not beings you have to assign human traits to.
We're not talking about members of the Republican party...
These are actual human beings, not beings you have to assign human traits to.
We're not talking about members of the Republican party...
If the people of Israel love him so much, I guess we could just take one for the team and tell them to keep him.
Yep.
We'll be sad because he's such a big, strong guy who is an excellent leader who hasn't fucked up every thing in existence, but they need him more.
Sad.
So Sad.
Yep.
We'll be sad because he's such a big, strong guy who is an excellent leader who hasn't fucked up every thing in existence, but they need him more.
Sad.
So Sad.
October 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If the people of Israel love him so much, I guess we could just take one for the team and tell them to keep him.
Yep.
We'll be sad because he's such a big, strong guy who is an excellent leader who hasn't fucked up every thing in existence, but they need him more.
Sad.
So Sad.
Yep.
We'll be sad because he's such a big, strong guy who is an excellent leader who hasn't fucked up every thing in existence, but they need him more.
Sad.
So Sad.
I think you mean former senior Washington correspondent.
October 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I think you mean former senior Washington correspondent.