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Tiden, Hyper-Muscular
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Extremely large cat entity.

Less-horny posting at @tiden

Stream Announcements at @tidenstreams

🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://blimps.xyz/@tiden, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
i clicked on a suspicious link and now my discord account is full of weird cat noises and soft farting and i'm slowly inflating into a biiiiiiiiiiig ol' blimp
January 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
himbofication by way of air pump
January 11, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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[Ghost hands, inflation, bellows, restrained]

When ghost hands poke you with a set of magical bellows... you tend to have a good sense of exactly what's about to happen, and the smallest size you'll end up next.

Thank you so much to @VermStudio arfff, this was […]

[Original post on blimps.xyz]
January 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Mmmm... bite (soft, squeaky)
January 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
2026 means give me 2026 pumps of whatever you've got.

air? sure.
helium? hell, why not
water? gotta stay hydrated.
noble gases? Gettin' a little freaky but I'm down to fwoomp
Dark matter? I GUESS.
Chocolate pudding? Yum.
Soda? I like the fizz...
January 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
*looks down, points at you*

Tiny.
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
What, turning me into a shiny, squeaky, expandable Mewtwo?

That's supposed to be a bad thing?
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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wobblwobblwobblwobblwobblwobbl...

Uh oh, jiggly.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
wobblwobblwobblwobblwobblwobbl...

Uh oh, jiggly.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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me with a monobutt that makes a wobbly timpani drum sound when they bump into you...
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
me with a monobutt that makes a wobbly timpani drum sound when they bump into you...
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
yeah i'm into 3B:

Big
Bulging
Biceps

What? Is that not what it means?
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
What if we cuddled and we were both big, inflated beefcakes...
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
a Mobian-shaped Tiden would either be super fun or super weird...
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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large cats in rubber suits...
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
large cats in rubber suits...
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Uh oh, you have to take a VERY EXPANDABLE CAT on a date. What do you do to/with them?
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
*points at the concept of hyperinflation* it me
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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*Looms, flexes, bulges, etc.*
November 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
*Looms, flexes, bulges, etc.*
November 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Me, a beefcake? 🥺🥺🥺
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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You: "But, like, what's your gender?"

Me: "Big."

You: "But that doesn't--"

*Leans forward and smothers under their colossal breasts*

Shush~
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
You: "But, like, what's your gender?"

Me: "Big."

You: "But that doesn't--"

*Leans forward and smothers under their colossal breasts*

Shush~
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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*round*
October 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM
*round*
October 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM