Tiffani Ashley Bell
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Tiffani Ashley Bell
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Programmer. Transilient. An internet person at The Human Utility paying water bills & freeing people from debt. Nerded out at Howard, Harvard Kennedy School, YC, & Stanford GSB. F1 fan. Spoke at TED.

Black-Scholes-Merton FTW

In LAX or FAY 🏳️‍🌈
Nope! I am hearing this is an especially brutal insult 😂
March 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The American president being pictured with these people is crazy but it’s what he wanted smfh
March 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I am actually dressed like this, so yeah, not beating the tv stereotype lol
February 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Reallllll good negotiation skills, yes
February 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
They. Voted. In. The. Fascist.
February 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Good morning. Lewis Hamilton drives for Ferrari now 🤌🏽♥️🏁
January 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Sylvester on “Do You Wanna Funk?” was ittttt
January 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
January 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Forgot how *hard* this went 🔥🤌🏽
January 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
smh.
December 22, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Me facing 2025

(A mix of these two lol)
December 21, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Got my test results from going to the doctor last week. Really emphasizes why certain measures like BMI are garbage.

I was assessed as overweight and I didn’t even go to the doctor for that lmao

If you’ve seen me in person EVER, you know that is ridiculous. And yet

🧵
December 16, 2024 at 7:49 PM
LCD Soundsystem went off on “Dance Yrself Clean” and a few others like “Daft Punk is Playing at My House”
December 15, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Like, they absolutely cut tf up on this song
December 15, 2024 at 7:15 AM
You’ve seen their work 😂
December 13, 2024 at 9:21 PM
@kristy.bsky.social ♥️ I hope you found some haha
December 12, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Unhinged movie lmao

Gremlins party

(It is a Christmas movie haha)
December 12, 2024 at 5:58 AM
This is it. Mikuna.

I normally have the plain version. But it tastes like nothing and is chalky if you don’t put it in something like milk.

They don’t seem to have this flavor on the website but I get it at Sprouts or Whole Paycheck

They have bigger bags, not sure if they do in this flavor
December 9, 2024 at 7:39 PM
LA is looking for its best Fred Durst lookalike. Seen in Koreatown earlier 😂

(And yes that was my Waymo in the background coming to get me lol)
December 9, 2024 at 12:12 AM
When we had one, at least four

Cassius (officially)
Poo-poo (he was a toy poodle)
Tootoo (???)
Mr Poo poo

😂🥹
December 5, 2024 at 7:22 AM
On repeat

“dodger blue”
December 5, 2024 at 6:49 AM
I can’t tolerate people whose primary mode of communication is complaining

I just be standing there like
December 2, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Him too! (side note: I could not remember his name and I am mad this worked lolll)

That whole generation needs to do better with succession
December 1, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Saw this out this morning

Would (drive)! haha
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Seem to be recovering smh
November 26, 2024 at 3:02 AM