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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · Aug 10

👀Face The Nation

“Attacks on ICE agents are up 1,000%” Tony Gonzales (TX-R)

Bullsh*t

HOW do we know there is any increase (of any %) when their “data” is not presented with a “baseline” of assaults?

ICE began 2003
ICE is safer than Policing
If ICE assaults are☝️
What qualifies as “assault”?
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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 5h

Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 6h

“Stop covering up for Pedophiles!”

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 7h

Land grabbers never change

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 7h

He’s got to “own those libs” first

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Happens to me all the time

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 7h

Let’s GO!!!!

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 7h

Dr Phil is the biggest narcissist of them all

I’ve hated him for decades

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 8h

One of my all time favs

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 8h

Dr. Phil disagrees with the assertion that Donald Trump is a bully

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 8h

Right

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 8h

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 8h

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 8h

I like how he targets people from the elections he won…

Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 8h

Comey boxed himself in there, tho

Shouldn’t have opened the Hillary Investigation, babe

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 8h

Unless…

Release the Epstein Files

Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 8h

Projection

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 8h

This WH press conference with the right-wing podcasters is such bullshit 🚬

One MAGA kid said he’s “attacked by ANTIFA every time he leaves his home”

👇Reminder from Trumps 1st term (2020)

When MPLS PD arrested a black CNN reporter, with his crew, live on the air

The crime?
Reporting truth

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 9h

It’s repression/suppression of their true sexuality

Happens most often in a strict religious family or community

They hate people who have the guts to “come out”

Because they are Insecure AF