eli! 🌿
banner
tigerjpg.bsky.social
eli! 🌿
@tigerjpg.bsky.social
28 + they/she + this is where intelligent thought comes to die
0 days since last thoughts of pynch baseball fic
April 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
em cada rosto igualdade!! sempre!!!!
April 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i get so jealous of people who can read and watch series on buses without feeling sick
April 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
trying to draw a seahorse that doesnt look deranged is so difficult. randomized sim ass animal
April 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i love you salmon hosomaki
April 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
felt an unexpected Stirring while watching suzie toot lipsync, and then immediately after, someone (jewels?) was like "she's giving hot lesbian. i bet the lesbians are loving this" and i wanted to scream
April 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
bought sunglasses and someone stole them literally 20 minutes later 🙃
April 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
waking up to snow this morning dealt me 800hp damage. enough
April 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
today is cursed.
April 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Reposted by eli! 🌿
Hi #PortfolioDay 🌷
Looking for book cover work, interior illustrations & more.

💜 vivtanner.com
💜 [email protected]
January 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Reposted by eli! 🌿
Happy #PortfolioDay ✍️

I'm Juuni, a Finnish queer artist working mostly within circles of medieval fantasy and ttrpgs - I especially love drawing masculine romance and overwhelming emotions

Status: open for work and commissions ➝ DM
Prints and links ➝ juunipupu.carrd.co

[ #art | #ocsky | #oc ]
April 8, 2025 at 7:37 AM
told my coworkers ive never had an energy drink so they made me try a redbull despite saying caffeine and sugar dont affect me. and it didnt. i think im like a cockroach
April 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
cant afford a haircut so i cut my own bangs and i did a good job of it + can actually see now. but the side effect is that i do in fact look like a mushroom or perhaps a member of the beatles
April 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
have been waiting for just any fucking city bus to show up for 50 minutes 🙂 im freezing
April 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
here's my movie list !! i did forget pride (2014) and accidentally put in jason bourne instead of the bourne identity but it is what it is www.listchallenges.com/elis-top-50-...
Eli's Top 50 Movies
this is my objectively correct list of best movies ever. i am definitely forgetting at least a dozen but hey. that's life. bon appétit
www.listchallenges.com
April 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i know parasocial relationships are a slippery slope but i wish i could hold philosophical conversations with brennan lee mulligan while fishing peacefully on a boat. i don't even like fishing
March 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Reposted by eli! 🌿
Se um texto/img não foi criado por um humano, por um ser vivo porque é que eu haveria de querer interagir com isso? Não há um ponto de vista, não tem lugar, cultura, é um produto vazio, sem objetivo, supérfluo. IA é como ir a um restaurante e ao invés de comida sermos servidos um prato de vómito.
March 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
health restored
March 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
read academic papers in portuguese when you have 6th grade reading levels is like. not it
March 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
think i'm gonna step away from my current wip for now because forcing my way through this plot resolution is only bringing me frustration 🥴 good news is that means i can finally focus on my portuguese mythology horror !!! [crowd boos]
March 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
saw a charcuterie board without meat... girl that's just a board
March 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Reposted by eli! 🌿
on a whim i wrote a 2500 word essay about pangs (the stomach-swooping/chest-aching sensations in response to specific types of angst/hurt in fiction)—why i like them, what i seek out as a reader, and how i approach crafting them in my own writing. it’s up here!

www.tumblr.com/vinelark/777...
a treatise on pangs
i’m currently putting together a rec list for someone who requested pangy tim fics, and i kept adding side notes to explain/break down the pangs and eventually decided to just put all that to a separ…
www.tumblr.com
March 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i know i had clams literally yesterday but i still am craving clams. otter behaviour
March 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
lost one of my favourite earrings
March 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
trying to make sense of my own goddamn plot.
March 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM