The Craig Heyward of Mardi Gras
@tigertangents.bsky.social
Husband, Dad, (insert rule of 3 joke here) LSU, Saints, Pels, White Sox, Everton, & Austin FC. Dottie dropped the ball on purpose.
Guys I think it’s time for Verge to hire a basketball coach.
January 29, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Guys I think it’s time for Verge to hire a basketball coach.
I promise I’m gonna make it to KDV again one of these years. But this year will not be that year.
Forecast temps for Krewe du Vieux: 33F at 7pm; 29F at 11pm
January 28, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I promise I’m gonna make it to KDV again one of these years. But this year will not be that year.
Every LSU NC game in Nola had purple and gold all over. Now I’ll accept arguments of “well that’s bc New Orleans has better food and culture and is more fun while being way less expensive.”
Love ESPN saying "I'm looking out of the hotel window here on Miami Beach and all I see are Hoosier fans no Canes".. no shit, sherlock, Miami fans are in their homes.
January 19, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Every LSU NC game in Nola had purple and gold all over. Now I’ll accept arguments of “well that’s bc New Orleans has better food and culture and is more fun while being way less expensive.”
I had so much stuff to do I wasn’t even gonna try to keep up with the Everton match knowing they had a 0-3 loss coming, and then you turn around and do something like that…..and totally redeem yourself.
January 18, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I had so much stuff to do I wasn’t even gonna try to keep up with the Everton match knowing they had a 0-3 loss coming, and then you turn around and do something like that…..and totally redeem yourself.
Is Dusty Rhodes’ cousin color commentating this LSU UK game?
January 15, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Is Dusty Rhodes’ cousin color commentating this LSU UK game?
If you can’t make the playoffs make sure you stop Tampa from doing so.
January 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
If you can’t make the playoffs make sure you stop Tampa from doing so.
Some LFC fans eating king cake early.
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Some LFC fans eating king cake early.
No regerts on the last post yall.
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
No regerts on the last post yall.
JFC how charmed is it to be an LFC fan just knowing no matter what you’ll always win in the most sports movie finish possible. Man I hate them. No one deserves all that good.
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
JFC how charmed is it to be an LFC fan just knowing no matter what you’ll always win in the most sports movie finish possible. Man I hate them. No one deserves all that good.
Using a tampering complaint as a hostage tactic is a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see how it plays out.
January 3, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Using a tampering complaint as a hostage tactic is a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see how it plays out.
The stage crew has gotta be like “nah you know what I’m not bringing it out now”
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
The stage crew has gotta be like “nah you know what I’m not bringing it out now”
Man Cole Cublic does NOT like Kiffin does he??
December 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Man Cole Cublic does NOT like Kiffin does he??
Ole Miss fans when they heard the sherrone Moore story:
“Wow what a crazy story. That’s like the second worst thing a coach can do.”
“Wow what a crazy story. That’s like the second worst thing a coach can do.”
December 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Ole Miss fans when they heard the sherrone Moore story:
“Wow what a crazy story. That’s like the second worst thing a coach can do.”
“Wow what a crazy story. That’s like the second worst thing a coach can do.”
Absolute cinema for Villa.
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Absolute cinema for Villa.
If I told you these two guys were the same age you wouldn’t blink an eye.
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
If I told you these two guys were the same age you wouldn’t blink an eye.
Oh wait Baker is staying?? Let’s ride!
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Oh wait Baker is staying?? Let’s ride!
Gonna need a few days to recover from my Spotify listening age reveal.
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Gonna need a few days to recover from my Spotify listening age reveal.
Ole Miss fans have spent the last few weeks shitting on LSU and UF programs but if LSU takes their coach and UF takes their first choice to replace Kiffin….there’s def a pecking order.
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Ole Miss fans have spent the last few weeks shitting on LSU and UF programs but if LSU takes their coach and UF takes their first choice to replace Kiffin….there’s def a pecking order.
Eagles. what are you even thinking not wearing these badass unis every week. Ditch that Hunter green bullshit.
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Eagles. what are you even thinking not wearing these badass unis every week. Ditch that Hunter green bullshit.
Me, an LSU fan, looking at Dan Lanning on Gameday.
a man is standing in a kitchen looking out of a hole in the wall .
ALT: a man is standing in a kitchen looking out of a hole in the wall .
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November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Me, an LSU fan, looking at Dan Lanning on Gameday.
Wait does the Oregon Duck mascot not have a name?
Like Mike? Beavo? Albert? Bucky? Ralphie? Brutus? Sebastian? Aubie? Otto? Smokey? Sparty? Sparky? Fucking Testudo!!???!!!
Nothing?! No name?
If this was 20 years ago and I was pushing out content for whomever, I’d name that f-er!
Like Mike? Beavo? Albert? Bucky? Ralphie? Brutus? Sebastian? Aubie? Otto? Smokey? Sparty? Sparky? Fucking Testudo!!???!!!
Nothing?! No name?
If this was 20 years ago and I was pushing out content for whomever, I’d name that f-er!
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Wait does the Oregon Duck mascot not have a name?
Like Mike? Beavo? Albert? Bucky? Ralphie? Brutus? Sebastian? Aubie? Otto? Smokey? Sparty? Sparky? Fucking Testudo!!???!!!
Nothing?! No name?
If this was 20 years ago and I was pushing out content for whomever, I’d name that f-er!
Like Mike? Beavo? Albert? Bucky? Ralphie? Brutus? Sebastian? Aubie? Otto? Smokey? Sparty? Sparky? Fucking Testudo!!???!!!
Nothing?! No name?
If this was 20 years ago and I was pushing out content for whomever, I’d name that f-er!
On that special night when you pull handcuffs brand new out of the package and then she pulls out handcuffs with her initials on them.
Kirk Ferentz is so mad but so aroused rn
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
On that special night when you pull handcuffs brand new out of the package and then she pulls out handcuffs with her initials on them.
I’ve never hooked up with a girlfriend’s sister but tomorrow I’m gonna stream the eff out of some games on YouTube.
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’ve never hooked up with a girlfriend’s sister but tomorrow I’m gonna stream the eff out of some games on YouTube.