Happy rapture day! Same time next year?
September 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Happy rapture day! Same time next year?
HOLD UP!
Shouldn’t I have known how to prevent autism for the last 4 days now?
Shouldn’t I have known how to prevent autism for the last 4 days now?
September 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
HOLD UP!
Shouldn’t I have known how to prevent autism for the last 4 days now?
Shouldn’t I have known how to prevent autism for the last 4 days now?
We running back 2019 now? Ok then… #justiceforbigballs
August 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
We running back 2019 now? Ok then… #justiceforbigballs
It’s so sad… It’s like watching Turk and JD break up. If Donald and Elon can’t make it, then what bromance can?
June 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It’s so sad… It’s like watching Turk and JD break up. If Donald and Elon can’t make it, then what bromance can?
Do we know who cleaned the pope’s ass when he died? God bless him too
April 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Do we know who cleaned the pope’s ass when he died? God bless him too
Microwaves should be the only monopolies. No more different microwaves on the same settings heating at different levels
February 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Microwaves should be the only monopolies. No more different microwaves on the same settings heating at different levels
The context of an arm day workout on Valentine’s Day REALLY depends on whether you’re single or not
February 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The context of an arm day workout on Valentine’s Day REALLY depends on whether you’re single or not
Why do companies tell me ‘Thanks for your payment’ as if I donated to a go fund me?
Be honest.
Just say ‘Thanks for bending over’
Be honest.
Just say ‘Thanks for bending over’
February 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Why do companies tell me ‘Thanks for your payment’ as if I donated to a go fund me?
Be honest.
Just say ‘Thanks for bending over’
Be honest.
Just say ‘Thanks for bending over’
Is there any chance we all can agree on Gulf of Mex-murica and shut up about it?
February 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Is there any chance we all can agree on Gulf of Mex-murica and shut up about it?
What must the price of eggs reach in order for IHOP to be considered 5-star dining?
February 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What must the price of eggs reach in order for IHOP to be considered 5-star dining?
Based on some of these commercials, I don’t think the NFL donated to the inauguration
February 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Based on some of these commercials, I don’t think the NFL donated to the inauguration
After last night all Black Hawk helicopters have been renamed to Merit Hawk helicopters to ensure this will never happen again.
January 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
After last night all Black Hawk helicopters have been renamed to Merit Hawk helicopters to ensure this will never happen again.
Happy King Inauguration Day!……wait…..
January 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Happy King Inauguration Day!……wait…..
The Macys Thanksgiving Turkey looks like what comes at night when you don’t finish your plate today
November 28, 2024 at 6:28 PM
The Macys Thanksgiving Turkey looks like what comes at night when you don’t finish your plate today
When you see Christmas lights up WAY too early you can’t help but wonder…are arsonists easily misjudged?
November 21, 2024 at 1:20 AM
When you see Christmas lights up WAY too early you can’t help but wonder…are arsonists easily misjudged?
No matter what Jake Paul, Mike Tyson and Netflix all won….your money….
November 16, 2024 at 6:26 AM
No matter what Jake Paul, Mike Tyson and Netflix all won….your money….