Tijal Woods
@tijal.bsky.social
An autistic furry electromechanical engineer with a low level of self preservation.θ∆
Having a mental crisis on a Friday is interesting because Jersey's mental health team don't work weekends or bank holidays. Remember, this is the same government still planning on building a £1billion hospital for a population of 110k
May 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Having a mental crisis on a Friday is interesting because Jersey's mental health team don't work weekends or bank holidays. Remember, this is the same government still planning on building a £1billion hospital for a population of 110k
In case a certain group of scumbags aren't sure if this account is genuine, "1308" might clarify things.
May 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In case a certain group of scumbags aren't sure if this account is genuine, "1308" might clarify things.
A great analogy of how the Jersey government has protected their new social security building. Both outside and inside.
May 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A great analogy of how the Jersey government has protected their new social security building. Both outside and inside.
Crisis helpline that goes to voicemail that can't take any messages because it's full. Jersey's mental healthcare system in a nutshell.
May 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Crisis helpline that goes to voicemail that can't take any messages because it's full. Jersey's mental healthcare system in a nutshell.
This summer is going to be a blast, that's if I get around to finishing wiring it up.
May 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This summer is going to be a blast, that's if I get around to finishing wiring it up.
Ordered a replacement pump for my espresso machine back in January, turns out they haven't even ordered the part. Fuck you Fox Trading and fuck you Matt Edmondson (guy in charge of ordering the parts) for making me wait this bloody long, this is the last time I buy local.
Ugh, Amazon to the rescue.
Ugh, Amazon to the rescue.
May 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Ordered a replacement pump for my espresso machine back in January, turns out they haven't even ordered the part. Fuck you Fox Trading and fuck you Matt Edmondson (guy in charge of ordering the parts) for making me wait this bloody long, this is the last time I buy local.
Ugh, Amazon to the rescue.
Ugh, Amazon to the rescue.
Someone keeps putting joke stickers over the weight limit sign of an elevator I use daily. First noticed it two weeks ago, only managed to get pics of three of them so far.
May 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Someone keeps putting joke stickers over the weight limit sign of an elevator I use daily. First noticed it two weeks ago, only managed to get pics of three of them so far.
Idiot driver was so keen on overtaking my bike that they didn't see the road closed sign, seriously they went straight over it and blew out a tyre.
April 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Idiot driver was so keen on overtaking my bike that they didn't see the road closed sign, seriously they went straight over it and blew out a tyre.
Charity shop I used to work for is suffering from refund fraud on their electronic goods. Gee, if only there was a system in place to prevent that. Oh yeah, I established it when I started there and it got canned soon after I left.
April 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Charity shop I used to work for is suffering from refund fraud on their electronic goods. Gee, if only there was a system in place to prevent that. Oh yeah, I established it when I started there and it got canned soon after I left.
Grow up and import cannabis like a real man jerseyeveningpost.com/news/2025/04...
jerseyeveningpost.com
April 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Grow up and import cannabis like a real man jerseyeveningpost.com/news/2025/04...
If I want to bore people, I talk about my design for an electromechanical computer that primarily uses relay logic. I sometimes go full Maurice Moss and talk about the wire gauges.
April 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If I want to bore people, I talk about my design for an electromechanical computer that primarily uses relay logic. I sometimes go full Maurice Moss and talk about the wire gauges.
Not sure what's more dumb and insulting, a guest almost setting fire to my kitchen by putting their bag on my currently in use stove or them then giving me fire safety advice by saying I should switch my stove off at the breaker when I'm not using it.
April 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Not sure what's more dumb and insulting, a guest almost setting fire to my kitchen by putting their bag on my currently in use stove or them then giving me fire safety advice by saying I should switch my stove off at the breaker when I'm not using it.
I still mask my autism at work because it's funny as hell making the entire department take a drugs test because my supervisor suspected I was on drugs, but doesn't want to go to tribunal over discrimination.
March 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I still mask my autism at work because it's funny as hell making the entire department take a drugs test because my supervisor suspected I was on drugs, but doesn't want to go to tribunal over discrimination.
Four months on and I guess they're going to dig up the sinkhole to see how big the hole is, dig another hole to put the dirt of the first hole in to and then wait another four months to see if the hole is still a hole. They're taking the piss now!
March 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Four months on and I guess they're going to dig up the sinkhole to see how big the hole is, dig another hole to put the dirt of the first hole in to and then wait another four months to see if the hole is still a hole. They're taking the piss now!
They tell me therapy will start any week now. Holy shit, that 11 month waiting list is only 4 months overdue and I've only tried ending myself 3 times during the wait.
Fucking incompetent system!
Fucking incompetent system!
March 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
They tell me therapy will start any week now. Holy shit, that 11 month waiting list is only 4 months overdue and I've only tried ending myself 3 times during the wait.
Fucking incompetent system!
Fucking incompetent system!
I don't know if it's my autism or undiagnosed OCD, but all the elements in my CAD drawing is out by 0.01mm and it's bothering me even though it's within the current threshold.
March 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I don't know if it's my autism or undiagnosed OCD, but all the elements in my CAD drawing is out by 0.01mm and it's bothering me even though it's within the current threshold.
The sinkhole near my apartment turns 4 months old today, a main road is still closed due to it.
March 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The sinkhole near my apartment turns 4 months old today, a main road is still closed due to it.
Turns out Jersey's main broadband provider's "unlimited" package is capped at 900GB per month. I literally have no idea why my server got that much traffic all of a sudden.
March 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Turns out Jersey's main broadband provider's "unlimited" package is capped at 900GB per month. I literally have no idea why my server got that much traffic all of a sudden.
It's taken Jersey's healthcare three days to discharge me, no wonder they're always short on beds.
March 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It's taken Jersey's healthcare three days to discharge me, no wonder they're always short on beds.
Jersey's medical system is at it again with my diabetes diagnosis. I was re-diagnosed as type-2 for an entire week before going back to type-1. They just need to admit that my pancreas is damaged and could be saved with some stem cell therapy. But that would cost money they don't want to spend.
March 5, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Jersey's medical system is at it again with my diabetes diagnosis. I was re-diagnosed as type-2 for an entire week before going back to type-1. They just need to admit that my pancreas is damaged and could be saved with some stem cell therapy. But that would cost money they don't want to spend.
Good example why you must show things like logo designs, building concepts, etc to a teenager before publishing it. You never know, you might just accidentally draw a cock & balls on a government document and publish it twice.
#Jersey
#Jersey
March 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Good example why you must show things like logo designs, building concepts, etc to a teenager before publishing it. You never know, you might just accidentally draw a cock & balls on a government document and publish it twice.
#Jersey
#Jersey
Phsyc assessments going hilariously because the police intelligence file on me is as accurate as a horoscope. Apparently I made offensive drones, threatened to burn down my previous workplace and was caught with 8kg of illegal firecrackers back in 2006. Didn't even get my online name right.
February 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Phsyc assessments going hilariously because the police intelligence file on me is as accurate as a horoscope. Apparently I made offensive drones, threatened to burn down my previous workplace and was caught with 8kg of illegal firecrackers back in 2006. Didn't even get my online name right.
Checking myself into a psych ward because I want to spend time with more rational minded people. No seriously, my mother wants to give me an exorcism, I guess to rid me of what's actually my autism. I'm going to file a restraining order, if that's possible in Jersey.
February 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Checking myself into a psych ward because I want to spend time with more rational minded people. No seriously, my mother wants to give me an exorcism, I guess to rid me of what's actually my autism. I'm going to file a restraining order, if that's possible in Jersey.
Product idea: Gaming catheter
Though I wouldn't be surprised if some hardcore gamer has already done it
Though I wouldn't be surprised if some hardcore gamer has already done it
February 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Product idea: Gaming catheter
Though I wouldn't be surprised if some hardcore gamer has already done it
Though I wouldn't be surprised if some hardcore gamer has already done it