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Host of multiple TTRPGs (D&D, VtM, Tales from the Loop, Firefly, etc). Video game enjoyer, occasionally streaming on Twitch.
Just sold all the tickets to our big Dungeons and Flagons event at my fave local brewery.
GMs are confirmed. Picking up prizes from our sponsors tomorrow.
Me:
GMs are confirmed. Picking up prizes from our sponsors tomorrow.
Me:
a boy wearing a crown says celebrate !!!
Alt: a boy wearing a crown says celebrate !!!
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December 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Just sold all the tickets to our big Dungeons and Flagons event at my fave local brewery.
GMs are confirmed. Picking up prizes from our sponsors tomorrow.
Me:
GMs are confirmed. Picking up prizes from our sponsors tomorrow.
Me:
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
Me: "I need you all to lock in and stay focused this session. We've got 2-3 sessions left until the season finale"
Players: "Gotchu. Locked in. Totally. We won't mess with you."😘
4 hours later:
Me: "We have to stop here, you're so locked in that next session, will in fact, be the season finale."
Players: "Gotchu. Locked in. Totally. We won't mess with you."😘
4 hours later:
Me: "We have to stop here, you're so locked in that next session, will in fact, be the season finale."
a man with a beard is surrounded by math equations
Alt: a man with a beard is surrounded by math equations
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December 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Me: "I need you all to lock in and stay focused this session. We've got 2-3 sessions left until the season finale"
Players: "Gotchu. Locked in. Totally. We won't mess with you."😘
4 hours later:
Me: "We have to stop here, you're so locked in that next session, will in fact, be the season finale."
Players: "Gotchu. Locked in. Totally. We won't mess with you."😘
4 hours later:
Me: "We have to stop here, you're so locked in that next session, will in fact, be the season finale."
It's not the coffee that's making my eyelid twitch, it's making a L6 Artificer character sheet for D&D.
a cartoon character from kung fu panda is standing in front of a chinese building
Alt: a cartoon character from kung fu panda is standing in front of a chinese building
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December 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It's not the coffee that's making my eyelid twitch, it's making a L6 Artificer character sheet for D&D.
Last night my players encountered the BBEG in VtM.
He caused reality to fold into itself and tesselate (Doctor Strange meets Inception).
They watched as one of their long time allies got turned into a pretzel, & had his arm explode out his chest like vampire origami. (15d10 damage)
He caused reality to fold into itself and tesselate (Doctor Strange meets Inception).
They watched as one of their long time allies got turned into a pretzel, & had his arm explode out his chest like vampire origami. (15d10 damage)
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Last night my players encountered the BBEG in VtM.
He caused reality to fold into itself and tesselate (Doctor Strange meets Inception).
They watched as one of their long time allies got turned into a pretzel, & had his arm explode out his chest like vampire origami. (15d10 damage)
He caused reality to fold into itself and tesselate (Doctor Strange meets Inception).
They watched as one of their long time allies got turned into a pretzel, & had his arm explode out his chest like vampire origami. (15d10 damage)
Theme song for tomorrow's VtM session taking place in the 90s.
Sneaker Pimps - 6 Underground - Official Video [HD]
YouTube video by drewmatic22
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December 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Theme song for tomorrow's VtM session taking place in the 90s.
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I'm currently hustling to put together a D&D event at a local brewery. We launched the ticket sales ($5 per person, GM's play free).
It's only been a couple days, but we've booked more than 25 players. (We need to get 40).
We're going to have prizes to give away, drink & food specials, etc.
I'm currently hustling to put together a D&D event at a local brewery. We launched the ticket sales ($5 per person, GM's play free).
It's only been a couple days, but we've booked more than 25 players. (We need to get 40).
We're going to have prizes to give away, drink & food specials, etc.
a cartoon of two men standing next to each other with greetings it 's a written on the bottom
Alt: gary gygax in cartoon form, rolling dice, "It's a pleasure to meet you"
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December 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I'm currently hustling to put together a D&D event at a local brewery. We launched the ticket sales ($5 per person, GM's play free).
It's only been a couple days, but we've booked more than 25 players. (We need to get 40).
We're going to have prizes to give away, drink & food specials, etc.
I'm currently hustling to put together a D&D event at a local brewery. We launched the ticket sales ($5 per person, GM's play free).
It's only been a couple days, but we've booked more than 25 players. (We need to get 40).
We're going to have prizes to give away, drink & food specials, etc.
The headline is clickbait, but it's some interesting analysis, and actually a pretty good explainer.
DungeonTube is Dying. Here's why.
YouTube video by Dungeon Craft
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December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The headline is clickbait, but it's some interesting analysis, and actually a pretty good explainer.
This is so much fun, I am loving watching it with my kids
‘The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special’: Every Throwback Christmas Song in James Gunn’s Marvel One-Off
A soundtrack breakdown of director James Gunn's "The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special."
variety.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This is so much fun, I am loving watching it with my kids
DM just dropped this one on the table as the second form of the final boss.
We are cooked 😬😬😬
We are cooked 😬😬😬
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
DM just dropped this one on the table as the second form of the final boss.
We are cooked 😬😬😬
We are cooked 😬😬😬
My dungeon master declined to add a second session to December. We haven't played in 5 months.
He said he doesn't want to GM 3 weeks in a row. 😮💨
I am GMing 5 sessions in December. Some back to back.
For 3 different groups.
He said he doesn't want to GM 3 weeks in a row. 😮💨
I am GMing 5 sessions in December. Some back to back.
For 3 different groups.
a drag queen is standing in front of an orange background and asking is it me ? am i the drama ?
Alt: a drag queen is standing in front of an orange background and asking is it me ? am i the drama ?
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December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My dungeon master declined to add a second session to December. We haven't played in 5 months.
He said he doesn't want to GM 3 weeks in a row. 😮💨
I am GMing 5 sessions in December. Some back to back.
For 3 different groups.
He said he doesn't want to GM 3 weeks in a row. 😮💨
I am GMing 5 sessions in December. Some back to back.
For 3 different groups.
My son ran his first D&D session today.
He killed 2 players with little remorse and said simply,
"The dice did it!"
He killed 2 players with little remorse and said simply,
"The dice did it!"
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My son ran his first D&D session today.
He killed 2 players with little remorse and said simply,
"The dice did it!"
He killed 2 players with little remorse and said simply,
"The dice did it!"
"You expect someone to read that?"
*me, looking at my son's handwriting, repeating the sins of my father*
Son: "I can read it."
Me: "It's not for you, you're making a D&D character sheet for someone else, THEY have to be able to read it."
Son: *tears welling up*
Me: "Erase it, do it right."
*me, looking at my son's handwriting, repeating the sins of my father*
Son: "I can read it."
Me: "It's not for you, you're making a D&D character sheet for someone else, THEY have to be able to read it."
Son: *tears welling up*
Me: "Erase it, do it right."
a group of cartoon dogs are standing next to each other and one of them has sunglasses on his head
Alt: a group of cartoon dogs are standing next to each other and one of them has sunglasses on his head
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November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"You expect someone to read that?"
*me, looking at my son's handwriting, repeating the sins of my father*
Son: "I can read it."
Me: "It's not for you, you're making a D&D character sheet for someone else, THEY have to be able to read it."
Son: *tears welling up*
Me: "Erase it, do it right."
*me, looking at my son's handwriting, repeating the sins of my father*
Son: "I can read it."
Me: "It's not for you, you're making a D&D character sheet for someone else, THEY have to be able to read it."
Son: *tears welling up*
Me: "Erase it, do it right."
Season 4 theme song for my VtM campaign
Freddie Scott - (You) Got What I Need (Official Audio)
YouTube video by LegacyRecordingsVEVO
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November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Season 4 theme song for my VtM campaign
I think I might offer my players a cursed Pumpkin Spice Latte in VtM
White Women Ordering Pumpkin Spice Coffee
YouTube video by MeatCanyon
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November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I think I might offer my players a cursed Pumpkin Spice Latte in VtM
The local MtG spot has a sign up asking players to respect everyone else with proper hygiene and deodorant when showing up to events.
POV: You're A Target Employee
YouTube video by MeatCanyon
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November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The local MtG spot has a sign up asking players to respect everyone else with proper hygiene and deodorant when showing up to events.
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A look at how STRANGER THINGS' season helped drive a surge of interest in D&D and how that interest has continued after the show's finale this week. variety.com/2025/gaming/...
As ‘Stranger Things’ Comes to an End, Its Impact on the ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Renaissance Keeps Rolling
How "Stranger Things" and "Dungeons and Dragons" fed off each other's popularity.
variety.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A look at how STRANGER THINGS' season helped drive a surge of interest in D&D and how that interest has continued after the show's finale this week. variety.com/2025/gaming/...
I gave one of my players a sentient sword in our Vampire the Masquerade campaign.
It speaks to him in his mind, lusting for blood & violence, & bridles at tasks that don't include slaughter.
One day, the sword will make demands of him, & he'll have to decide whether to sate it, or risk saying no.
It speaks to him in his mind, lusting for blood & violence, & bridles at tasks that don't include slaughter.
One day, the sword will make demands of him, & he'll have to decide whether to sate it, or risk saying no.
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I gave one of my players a sentient sword in our Vampire the Masquerade campaign.
It speaks to him in his mind, lusting for blood & violence, & bridles at tasks that don't include slaughter.
One day, the sword will make demands of him, & he'll have to decide whether to sate it, or risk saying no.
It speaks to him in his mind, lusting for blood & violence, & bridles at tasks that don't include slaughter.
One day, the sword will make demands of him, & he'll have to decide whether to sate it, or risk saying no.
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Tonight one of my VtM players realized very quickly they were encountering a shovelhead mound, but he didn't want to spoil the surprise for the others.
He's playing a vampire who doesn't really know much about the Sabbat, so he kept true to his character and feigned ignorance.
Tonight one of my VtM players realized very quickly they were encountering a shovelhead mound, but he didn't want to spoil the surprise for the others.
He's playing a vampire who doesn't really know much about the Sabbat, so he kept true to his character and feigned ignorance.
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Tonight one of my VtM players realized very quickly they were encountering a shovelhead mound, but he didn't want to spoil the surprise for the others.
He's playing a vampire who doesn't really know much about the Sabbat, so he kept true to his character and feigned ignorance.
Tonight one of my VtM players realized very quickly they were encountering a shovelhead mound, but he didn't want to spoil the surprise for the others.
He's playing a vampire who doesn't really know much about the Sabbat, so he kept true to his character and feigned ignorance.
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Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.
I know I am like 5 years late to the party but @dungeonsanddads.bsky.social, that aboleth fight was enraging.
Who the fuck willingly jumps into the mouth of an aboleth?
That's just insane.
I know this is comedy, but c'monnnnnn.
Who the fuck willingly jumps into the mouth of an aboleth?
That's just insane.
I know this is comedy, but c'monnnnnn.
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I know I am like 5 years late to the party but @dungeonsanddads.bsky.social, that aboleth fight was enraging.
Who the fuck willingly jumps into the mouth of an aboleth?
That's just insane.
I know this is comedy, but c'monnnnnn.
Who the fuck willingly jumps into the mouth of an aboleth?
That's just insane.
I know this is comedy, but c'monnnnnn.
1/ VtM storytime
Once of the nice things about GMing is getting to know your players well enough that you can set traps they willingly throw themselves into.
One of my vampire players met a tortured artist, a lanky, "Timothy Chalamet type" with a mop of curls and a taste for fine wine.
Once of the nice things about GMing is getting to know your players well enough that you can set traps they willingly throw themselves into.
One of my vampire players met a tortured artist, a lanky, "Timothy Chalamet type" with a mop of curls and a taste for fine wine.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
1/ VtM storytime
Once of the nice things about GMing is getting to know your players well enough that you can set traps they willingly throw themselves into.
One of my vampire players met a tortured artist, a lanky, "Timothy Chalamet type" with a mop of curls and a taste for fine wine.
Once of the nice things about GMing is getting to know your players well enough that you can set traps they willingly throw themselves into.
One of my vampire players met a tortured artist, a lanky, "Timothy Chalamet type" with a mop of curls and a taste for fine wine.
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How're you gonna get your girlfriend pregnant with a BEHAVIORAL addiction, man?
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November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
How're you gonna get your girlfriend pregnant with a BEHAVIORAL addiction, man?
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PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
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I've been trying to figure out how to weave the details my players drop into the narrative of my VtM campaign.
My Brujah player talked about being a sire, but didn't give too many details.
So I had her childe show up, shotguns ablazing, & she had to figure out how to mend fences.
My Brujah player talked about being a sire, but didn't give too many details.
So I had her childe show up, shotguns ablazing, & she had to figure out how to mend fences.
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I've been trying to figure out how to weave the details my players drop into the narrative of my VtM campaign.
My Brujah player talked about being a sire, but didn't give too many details.
So I had her childe show up, shotguns ablazing, & she had to figure out how to mend fences.
My Brujah player talked about being a sire, but didn't give too many details.
So I had her childe show up, shotguns ablazing, & she had to figure out how to mend fences.