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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 8h

songxue are desperately trying to escape the tropes but he keeps dragging them back in

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 8h

this will be going on my exchange prompts and if no one writes it, i will write it for myself

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 9h

hallmark holiday movie but it's songxuexiao and at least two of them are hyper aware of the genre they are in and they hate it

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 14h

i think about this video every year. he gets it, he understands www.tiktok.com/@mattketaian...

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 14h

it is pride week in my city so i have repeated this reference to everyone who's asked if I have any plans and it's the straights laugh and the gays just nod sagely, eye bags already covered in concealer

lady gaga says no sleep bus club another club plane next place on the screen

Alt: lady gaga says no sleep bus club another club plane next place on the screen

media.tenor.com

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 14h

why must i have Job why can i not simply Write Blorbos

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 2d

That sounds so fun!! I would love to make the craft night at mine but it's unfortunately on a night I have another obligation

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 2d

the people who claim to hate these spaces have been maybe once in the past 10 years and it was for a big once a year pride event, like obviously that's gonna be huge and overwhelming. congrats on remembering that you're gay once a year, some of us are here 24/7/365

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 2d

Things happening at the gay bars in my city this week that are not DJ dance parties or drag shows:
- crafting/diy project night
- show and tell
- amateur talent show
- tv show watch parties
- afternoon tea
- bingo
- various fundraisers

and also just chilling on the patio at all opening hours

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 2d

every time an older queer person who literally never hangs out with the community and hardly leaves their house asks me what there is to do that isn't a bar I want to scream. Listen To Me. The bars are a social place. They are not Loud Music Dance Hookup Alcohol 100% of the time.

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 4d

I mean it does say "probs" not "definitely" which I think leaves room for interpretation either way

also not mine, someone at autostraddle made it like 15 years ago 😂

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 4d

the number of people who have called certain things 'foreplay' and I'm like girl that was... that was the main event in my last four hookups, that was the sex part for us. expand your mind

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 4d

it's always kinda wild talking to both straight people AND sometimes gay men because they have these strict ideas of what specific acts count as Sex and based on my scientific experiments (fucking a lotta women in my 20s) I really don't think the lesbian community has those restrictions at all

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 4d

i had a convo with one of my younger gay friends this week that went in so many directions i had to pivot at every sentence he said and it started with "well maybe you're on the ace spectrum?" and ended with "omg penetration is not mandatory for sex please let me show you the lesbian sex chart"

The "Is It Sex" flowchart, which starts with iIs it sexy" and ends with "you're probs having sex!"

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 4d

(i have been a lesbian my whole life gay m/m sex is purely theoretical to me i never have any idea what i'm doing writing OR reading it, it's all just vibes in here)
(pride is in october in my city, and also every month forever in my house)

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 4d

fellow gays this is the horniest thing i've ever written idk if i'm pulling it off but it's getting posted next week regardless happy pride

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 7d

signed up for the latest @mdzsxchange.bsky.social with minutes to spare, I REGRET NOTHING**

**i may regret some things next month

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Caju @disaster-fruit.bsky.social · 8d

SongXiao September - Week 5

Xiao Xingchen meets a guy with cool tattoos

Thank you @songxiaoseptember.bsky.social for this lovely event! 🖤🤍

#songxiao

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 7d

i have four fics of wildly different vibes dropping this month pray for me in the editing phases

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 7d

he was my fave i got so invested in him and whatever the hell he had going on with marius’s character lmao

the show was truly terrible but i watched with a friend and we had a BLAST riffing about chongzi’s harem of lovers who were all 100x cooler and more fun to watch than her actual love interest

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 7d

HAPPY BIRTH

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 9d

a lot of nonprofits wonder why they can’t get people then they make it as hard as humanly possible for anyone except a retired 68 yr old white lady with a car to participate

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 10d

i do not want a shirley temple either give me liquor but without the liquor OR be creative and do some mixology yknow what im saying

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 10d

i’m so glad my home bar has nonalcoholic liquor bc lately if i go somewhere new and go “hey what are your NA options?” the answer is “we have this line of THC drinks!” and that is. Not What I Want. please i am not trading one substance for another

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song lan suffering hours @tilwesink.bsky.social · 10d

i have my location shared with so many people lol. it’s a safety thing when you’re clubbing and hooking up! we have joked “if anything happens to me my last location was probably [back alley of gay bar]” It’s nice to be like “ok friend made it home safe yay” rather than texts from everyone

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