tim-at-slap.bsky.social
@tim-at-slap.bsky.social
if that beats your current side hustle, DM “$$$” and i’ll hand over the guide.
(5/5)
July 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
numbers:

pot $600 → rake $120
gun margin $150
take-home $270 — and stories for days.
(4/5)
July 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
the play:

30 ppl · $20 buy-in
sell $10 guns for $15
rake 20%
(3/5)
July 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’m tim.

gap from wharton
somehow built fortnite-irl in an app
parents confused, i’m not
(2/5)
July 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
want the “who ran that assassin game?” flex?
DM “host” — first wave gets 1-on-1 setup (+ memes).
July 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
math (30 players):

$20 entry → $600
20% rake → $120
gun flip $150
= $270 before monday’s 8am.
(4/5)
July 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
hosting makes you the campus npc-boss:

live leaderboard pings your phone
everyone knows who’s running the map
(3/5)
July 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’m tim.

left wharton for a year
coded SLAP so you run real-life battle royale instead of spreadsheets
(2/5)
July 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
still the friend who herds the group chat?
DM “assassin” — i’ll drop the starter kit + templates.
(5/5)
June 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
how:

$20 buy-in
flip $10 guns for $15
take 20% rake
30 players → $600 pot + $150 gun margin → $270 profit — first run.
(4/5)
June 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
campus trend: “senior assassin” (water-gun battle royale)

hype is real
you can skim $$ + clout if you’re the planner type
(3/5)
June 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’m tim.

gap year from wharton
built an app to run fortnite irl
parents still think i’m majoring in finance lol
(2/5)
June 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i'm tim. 
> took a gap year from an ivy league (Wharton), accidentally built an app
> to play fortnite irl
> my parents are NOT proud lol
(2/5)
June 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM