Tim Andreasen
@timandreasen.bsky.social
“I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, … and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.” - Thoreau
The worst people somehow are the only fertile ones. Hey Darwin, you’re letting us down.
December 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The worst people somehow are the only fertile ones. Hey Darwin, you’re letting us down.
As an evangelical Christian, I condemn this cynical appropriation of Christmas for the benefit of a corrupt dictator. Your racist criminal regime is the antithesis of both the Christmas spirit and the teachings of Jesus.
December 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
As an evangelical Christian, I condemn this cynical appropriation of Christmas for the benefit of a corrupt dictator. Your racist criminal regime is the antithesis of both the Christmas spirit and the teachings of Jesus.
I don’t know which part of this is more unbelievable— that Trump talks to children, or that there are children who want to talk to him.
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I don’t know which part of this is more unbelievable— that Trump talks to children, or that there are children who want to talk to him.
(Redacted.) Any chance his whole body could be redacted? From, like, the USA?
December 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
(Redacted.) Any chance his whole body could be redacted? From, like, the USA?
And considering that his competition is Donald Trump, that’s quite an accomplishment.
December 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
And considering that his competition is Donald Trump, that’s quite an accomplishment.
No, Ms. Weiss, we haven’t lost confidence in the press; we’ve lost respect for you. Take a good look in the mirror.
December 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
No, Ms. Weiss, we haven’t lost confidence in the press; we’ve lost respect for you. Take a good look in the mirror.
Yeah, so much for those “states’ rights” that you Trump Trash were always bellowing about. Turns out, you only used that line as a cover for your racism! What a surprise
December 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Yeah, so much for those “states’ rights” that you Trump Trash were always bellowing about. Turns out, you only used that line as a cover for your racism! What a surprise
Australians, as an American I apologize to you for the culture of right-wing thuggery that has invaded your Happy Country. You should never have been infected with the disease that Americans created.
December 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Australians, as an American I apologize to you for the culture of right-wing thuggery that has invaded your Happy Country. You should never have been infected with the disease that Americans created.
You say "we have to look in the mirror" ("we" meaning "you liberals") after political violence; when it was your husband who said we have to endure mass shootings as the price of the Second Amendment. Erika, there are good reasons why people throw insults at you.
December 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You say "we have to look in the mirror" ("we" meaning "you liberals") after political violence; when it was your husband who said we have to endure mass shootings as the price of the Second Amendment. Erika, there are good reasons why people throw insults at you.
Well, it was a lie to begin with; that didn’t help.
December 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Well, it was a lie to begin with; that didn’t help.
Soak Fox News for every dollar they've got. Put them out of business, as a warning to Newsmax Infowars and all the others.
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Soak Fox News for every dollar they've got. Put them out of business, as a warning to Newsmax Infowars and all the others.
Blatant smear campaign by a corrupt Cabinet bureaucrat working for the most corrupt dishonest president in US history.
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Blatant smear campaign by a corrupt Cabinet bureaucrat working for the most corrupt dishonest president in US history.
And y’know what else, Donald? One of your brownshirts murdered state legislator Melissa Hortman. So you’re the Taliban leader of America.
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
And y’know what else, Donald? One of your brownshirts murdered state legislator Melissa Hortman. So you’re the Taliban leader of America.
Ah, there’s a politician in Washington who’s been convicted of 34 felonies; shouldn’t you get after him before the guy who’s only got 21?
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ah, there’s a politician in Washington who’s been convicted of 34 felonies; shouldn’t you get after him before the guy who’s only got 21?
High taxes are way better than a dictator who lies, profits from his office, commits felonies, promotes censorship of universities and comedians, and incites riots.
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
High taxes are way better than a dictator who lies, profits from his office, commits felonies, promotes censorship of universities and comedians, and incites riots.
Good luck with trying to use rational arguments with Trumpers. They don’t care about reason, truth, or proof.
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Good luck with trying to use rational arguments with Trumpers. They don’t care about reason, truth, or proof.
Superb. Keep drawing.
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Superb. Keep drawing.
i was about to ask “why do this?” but then I realized I didn’t want to know the answer.
October 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i was about to ask “why do this?” but then I realized I didn’t want to know the answer.
They aren’t kids, Vance; they’re all college students and professionals.
October 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
They aren’t kids, Vance; they’re all college students and professionals.
Leavitt, your boss is a January 6 terrorist. You got no right to call names. Oh, and as a card-carrying evangelical Christian, I’ll also say this: your cross necklace is pretentious and stupid.
October 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Leavitt, your boss is a January 6 terrorist. You got no right to call names. Oh, and as a card-carrying evangelical Christian, I’ll also say this: your cross necklace is pretentious and stupid.
And the Liar-Pussygrabber-Riot-Inciter from Mar-a-Lago OWNED A CASINO. And was such a lousy businessman, he bankrupted it. So I don’t think the Governor of Illinois has much of a scandal on his hands.
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
And the Liar-Pussygrabber-Riot-Inciter from Mar-a-Lago OWNED A CASINO. And was such a lousy businessman, he bankrupted it. So I don’t think the Governor of Illinois has much of a scandal on his hands.
The liar who incited the January 6th invasion of the Capitol, and who proposes to invade Chicago and Portland now, does not deserve a Nobel Prize; this year or ever.
October 10, 2025 at 9:33 AM
The liar who incited the January 6th invasion of the Capitol, and who proposes to invade Chicago and Portland now, does not deserve a Nobel Prize; this year or ever.
Ha. Take that, Liar-Orangeface. You instigated violence on January 6th, and your ICE is committing violence this month. You deserve a prison cell, not a Nobel Prize.
October 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Ha. Take that, Liar-Orangeface. You instigated violence on January 6th, and your ICE is committing violence this month. You deserve a prison cell, not a Nobel Prize.
Aw c’mon, leave the MAGA guys alone. If it wasn’t for animals, they’d have no s3x life at all!
October 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Aw c’mon, leave the MAGA guys alone. If it wasn’t for animals, they’d have no s3x life at all!