Timbleshanks
@timbleshanks.bsky.social
Tax adviser, occasional runner, dog walker, NUFC, Newcastle Eagles. Well done centrist with a leftie jus!
Geordies are black and white.
Geordies are black and white.
Much though I love Joe, I think it’s Miley time. I think we need a foot on the ball more than passion and Bruno and BDB will have enough of the latter anyway.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Much though I love Joe, I think it’s Miley time. I think we need a foot on the ball more than passion and Bruno and BDB will have enough of the latter anyway.
Son just married a mackem. Reception was on the day they beat Chelsea. They were full of it…I wanted my money back🤣
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Son just married a mackem. Reception was on the day they beat Chelsea. They were full of it…I wanted my money back🤣
The football365 one is hilarious. The sort of thing Paddy Power would normally do!
December 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The football365 one is hilarious. The sort of thing Paddy Power would normally do!
And yet, you’re replying to my post which gives me the attention you believe I seek. And you call me thick!
December 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
And yet, you’re replying to my post which gives me the attention you believe I seek. And you call me thick!
Everybody going through their feed in August like…
a black box with the word store on it
ALT: a black box with the word store on it
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Everybody going through their feed in August like…
Next 7 games, can see us getting 14 points compared with 7 in the 4 games you have quoted. So inconsistent but improving I hope. I also expect carabao semi and CL play off spot. Glass half full!
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Next 7 games, can see us getting 14 points compared with 7 in the 4 games you have quoted. So inconsistent but improving I hope. I also expect carabao semi and CL play off spot. Glass half full!
Get that and I suspect t you’re right. Was just thinking our favourite nutcase had been a bit quiet. Will miss him if he goes.
December 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Get that and I suspect t you’re right. Was just thinking our favourite nutcase had been a bit quiet. Will miss him if he goes.
Not having a pop at all but not having transfer stories for the last couple of months has been great! Might switch off in Jan.
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Not having a pop at all but not having transfer stories for the last couple of months has been great! Might switch off in Jan.
We didn’t miss Sandro. No higher praise .
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
We didn’t miss Sandro. No higher praise .
Loving them Jormans 😂
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Loving them Jormans 😂
Bet you’re still nervous!
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Bet you’re still nervous!
That’ll be Seasons (waiting on you). Hard agree
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
That’ll be Seasons (waiting on you). Hard agree
Yet the tax gap because we don’t employ enough in HMRC is enormous!
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Yet the tax gap because we don’t employ enough in HMRC is enormous!
Tbf, we take the first three words on your post as a given 😂
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Tbf, we take the first three words on your post as a given 😂
Spot on. Some folk ( mostly those who are beyond the age when they’re going to have more kids) would rather punish kids that aren’t even born yet rather than cough up a few quid.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Spot on. Some folk ( mostly those who are beyond the age when they’re going to have more kids) would rather punish kids that aren’t even born yet rather than cough up a few quid.
How I remember that goal….pre match beer in the Newcastle Arms…that goal…..limbs….more beer. Happy days.
Have a good one Ned.
Have a good one Ned.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
How I remember that goal….pre match beer in the Newcastle Arms…that goal…..limbs….more beer. Happy days.
Have a good one Ned.
Have a good one Ned.
Makes the red that Gueye has just got look a little unfair! Fair play here though. If you’re going to get a red, make it a good’un
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Makes the red that Gueye has just got look a little unfair! Fair play here though. If you’re going to get a red, make it a good’un
I mean I don’t expect full on NUFC love all the time but they’re just like the BBC and Reform - you only get one side.
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I mean I don’t expect full on NUFC love all the time but they’re just like the BBC and Reform - you only get one side.
Posts of one of the biggest whingers during the game... first half not good enough, never going to score, Barnes useless. First goal not mentioned. They equalise, “we collapse”. Our second goal not mentioned. Five at the back criticised Subs criticised. Win praised but “can we do it away?”🫨
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Posts of one of the biggest whingers during the game... first half not good enough, never going to score, Barnes useless. First goal not mentioned. They equalise, “we collapse”. Our second goal not mentioned. Five at the back criticised Subs criticised. Win praised but “can we do it away?”🫨
Aye but remember “Howe out” 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Aye but remember “Howe out” 🤣
💯Although it wasn’t good for my nerves, we held the shape really well defensively. Doku was their only real threat when he wasn’t tripping over grass and they looked a bit lost when he went off. Thiaw didn’t miss a ball.
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
💯Although it wasn’t good for my nerves, we held the shape really well defensively. Doku was their only real threat when he wasn’t tripping over grass and they looked a bit lost when he went off. Thiaw didn’t miss a ball.