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Tim Byrnes
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Everyone’s favourite rascal

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Mama Mia!
January 29, 2026 at 9:25 AM
You’re right! I need to maintain ethical integrity as a future One Nation candidate
January 28, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Good question. Should I review it?
January 28, 2026 at 10:32 AM
I hope they at least put the hamster from If I Had Legs I’d Kick You in the memoriam
January 27, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I just wish I could’ve taken the baby. he went to the first one. Not sure if he heard it.
January 27, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Thought he’d be selling the Israeli flag
January 26, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Hur hur hur, asstral
January 25, 2026 at 2:58 AM
The emoji is me drowning in shit
January 25, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I hope the kid wins the duel defending your honour
January 23, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The obvious next step is the rest of this Tarkovsky boxset. He’s already slept through Ivan’s Childhood
January 23, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I see the words problem and cuisine, so I’m assuming you really clogged that toilet with a large turd
January 23, 2026 at 12:09 PM
But toilet is a French word
January 23, 2026 at 11:14 AM
For anyone wondering:

K-pop Demon Hunters
Train Dreams
Frankenstein
January 23, 2026 at 9:19 AM
It’s true. Jim Jeffries has been mining that crowd for years, except for that moment he did a pivot for his TV show
January 23, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I found it weird he was even booked for Bris Comedy Fest; it’s not like Melbourne where anyone can apply and perform
January 22, 2026 at 9:46 PM