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timcushing.bsky.social
Bloodthirsty Cadaver Junkie
@timcushing.bsky.social
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timcushing.bsky.social
My other kid is named Brendon... in honor of this person:
Brendon Small from the TV series "Home Movies"
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
On the plus side, you can customize your shoes with any name you want to put on the knockoffs. I went with this:
Miami Dolphins shoes personalized with the tag "LACES OUT"
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
I know from the URL I probably wasn't getting actual Nikes, much less anything officially approved by the Miami Dolphins. But the IP "fuck you" on the tongue made me actually lol
NFL logo on a pair of Chinese shoes that definitely were never approved by the National Football League
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
lol check out the ridiculous ass shoes I bought from a shady overseas merchant

cc: @technursejon.bsky.social who will definitely dig these the most
Knockoff "Nikes" with an equally knocked off set of Miami Dolphins logos
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
lmao this car is dead

it just doesn't know it yet
1971 AMC Javelin with 81k on an odometer no one can be sure hasn't already been rolled
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
g.o.a.t.
Silent Hill 2
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
I mean, it really was pretty much just the first film but this time *deliberately* funny
Evil Dead 2 poster
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
My second favorite:
AI summary of why Andy Pages is *not* playing
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
every DOJ prosecution of Portland protesters
[Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law screenshots] Judge: state your first name, your last name, and occupation Person on witness stand: Lizardman, Lizardman, and... Lizardman
November 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
remembering some guys but it's Jack Nance lines from David Lynch projects
"there was a fish in the percolator"
November 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
"not hard to see why it's England's longest running series." "and today we're showing all seven episodes."
November 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
scene from The Life and Times of Time with the priest saying "Make the Lord laugh."
November 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
Oh. So the FBI foiled... nothing.
"The plot, however, was not well formed, and the FBI was monitoring an online discussion about the plot for a period of time. There was no concrete plan for an attack"
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
Statler and Waldorf quoting the quoted skeet: "you don't want bias in an opinion piece? why don't you get fucked dimwit'
October 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
At some point, interior work will be needed
Mob book dealing with Jimmy Hoffa. Title is "I Heard You Paint Houses"
October 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
Rand Paul, [air quotes] "libertarian" [en-air quotes]
"the White House needs to make the decision. I'm leaving it up to them." Rand Paul in response to the discovery of the nominee's "sometimes I lean Nazi" text messages.
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
"I walked out of Hobby Lobby with this cybertruck for less than $9.99"
October 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
Russ Hanneman (Silicon Valley) standing in front of a car whose doors open like this
October 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
here you go, folks. James Rodden, ICE attorney (a.k.a. GlomarResponder on X) saying the election of Abraham Lincoln was the day America "started going downhill"

x.com/GlomarRespon...
October 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
just because I still haven't been locked out, here's some more stuff from ICE attorney James Rodden's X account:
October 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
timcushing.bsky.social
NARC - the apotheosis of the Reagan War on Drug
flaming limbs of alleged drug dealers being exploded all akimbo for high scores
October 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
timcushing.bsky.social
Los Angeles will pay more than $825 million to settle sexual abuse claims related to its juvenile jail/detention facilities. And that's not even all of it.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
"There are still 2,500 other unresolved cases, not covered by either settlement, that remain, and that number is expected increase, according to the county. "
October 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
timcushing.bsky.social
tbf, this is the sort of criticism I, too, tend to hand out at [squints at comment] 12:14 am.

www.techdirt.com/2025/10/16/n...
Comment reads: "Keep seething, you anarchist piece of shit!"
October 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM