Time Force Command
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Official temporal communication account for Time Force Command. He/Him, Was/Will Be.
Today’s Cafeteria Special is sushi hand crafted by Hanaya Yohe.
September 19, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Today’s Cafeteria Special is sushi hand crafted by Hanaya Yohe.
Alert! Temporal Agents of the KGB have been bribing Historians throughout history to suggest that Russia Oligarchy is the supreme form of government!
September 6, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Alert! Temporal Agents of the KGB have been bribing Historians throughout history to suggest that Russia Oligarchy is the supreme form of government!
Alert! Jesus has returned in 999 AD. EXTERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!
September 4, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Alert! Jesus has returned in 999 AD. EXTERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!
Today’s Cafeteria Special is Air Fryer chicken/catfish hybrid patties from the 2nd Apocalypse.
September 3, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Today’s Cafeteria Special is Air Fryer chicken/catfish hybrid patties from the 2nd Apocalypse.
Alert! The irresistible Casanova Elba is loose in 19th Century Victorian London and sporting an underwear-melting mustache! Historically important marriages are being broken! Essential figures are changing their sexual identity! All agents who identify as asexual are requested to intervene!
September 2, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Alert! The irresistible Casanova Elba is loose in 19th Century Victorian London and sporting an underwear-melting mustache! Historically important marriages are being broken! Essential figures are changing their sexual identity! All agents who identify as asexual are requested to intervene!
Alert! The 47 Ronin have assassinated FDR! The sinister Dr. Chronus is our prime suspect!
August 29, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Alert! The 47 Ronin have assassinated FDR! The sinister Dr. Chronus is our prime suspect!
Alert! Dolphin Time Travelers are organizing orcas, seals and leviathans to attack ships in 2025!
July 10, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Alert! Dolphin Time Travelers are organizing orcas, seals and leviathans to attack ships in 2025!
Congratulations Agents on stopping the 500th assassination attempt on John Adams before he can help write the Declaration of Independence.
July 6, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Congratulations Agents on stopping the 500th assassination attempt on John Adams before he can help write the Declaration of Independence.
Alert! Time Tourists have brought modern fireworks to a Fourth of July celebration in New York City in 1784! The resulting panic and fires kill many but more importantly, traumatize thousands of dogs! Agents, stop make sure it never happens!
July 5, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Alert! Time Tourists have brought modern fireworks to a Fourth of July celebration in New York City in 1784! The resulting panic and fires kill many but more importantly, traumatize thousands of dogs! Agents, stop make sure it never happens!
Alert! Agent Luna, under cover as Ernest Hemingway’s cat, Snowball, is reporting visitors trying to indoctrinate Hemingway in 21st Century Incel Dogma. She requests assistance as well as some milk from the Assyrian Empire.
July 3, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Alert! Agent Luna, under cover as Ernest Hemingway’s cat, Snowball, is reporting visitors trying to indoctrinate Hemingway in 21st Century Incel Dogma. She requests assistance as well as some milk from the Assyrian Empire.
Correction! Reformed Agent Lilith was from an alternate timeline that Rogue Agent Lilith has succeeded in erasing. The Heinous Seven have also escaped their Time Prison. The Temporal Erase Order has been reinstated for Rogue Agent Lilith.
Attention! Rogue Agent Lilith has renounced her previous crimes and has given vital information regarding the capture of the Heinous Seven. The Temporal Erase Order has been rescinded and Agents are encouraged to meet with Reformed Agent Lilith in Holding Cell Delta.
July 3, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Correction! Reformed Agent Lilith was from an alternate timeline that Rogue Agent Lilith has succeeded in erasing. The Heinous Seven have also escaped their Time Prison. The Temporal Erase Order has been reinstated for Rogue Agent Lilith.
Attention! Rogue Agent Lilith has renounced her previous crimes and has given vital information regarding the capture of the Heinous Seven. The Temporal Erase Order has been rescinded and Agents are encouraged to meet with Reformed Agent Lilith in Holding Cell Delta.
July 2, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Attention! Rogue Agent Lilith has renounced her previous crimes and has given vital information regarding the capture of the Heinous Seven. The Temporal Erase Order has been rescinded and Agents are encouraged to meet with Reformed Agent Lilith in Holding Cell Delta.
Today’s Cafeteria Special is Brontosaurus Stew. For our vegetarian Agents, we have Jurassic Salad.
July 2, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Today’s Cafeteria Special is Brontosaurus Stew. For our vegetarian Agents, we have Jurassic Salad.
Attention! There is heavy time travel traffic occurring on and before July 1st, 2024 involving the United States King Trump decision by Purchased Judges of the Supreme Court. Expect Chronal Storms and possible Time Sharks attacks.
July 1, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Attention! There is heavy time travel traffic occurring on and before July 1st, 2024 involving the United States King Trump decision by Purchased Judges of the Supreme Court. Expect Chronal Storms and possible Time Sharks attacks.
1. Alert! The sinister Dr. Chronus has been spotted in 1890 Paris France, along with his much younger self, Dr. Tempus. Also seen in the area is their older and far more dangerous self, Dr. Paradox. Agents, find out what these three malevolent incarnations are up to!
July 1, 2024 at 2:14 PM
1. Alert! The sinister Dr. Chronus has been spotted in 1890 Paris France, along with his much younger self, Dr. Tempus. Also seen in the area is their older and far more dangerous self, Dr. Paradox. Agents, find out what these three malevolent incarnations are up to!
Attention! A Paradox Tsunami has erased 34% of all time travelers from ever existing. Exciting promotion opportunities are now available!
June 30, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Attention! A Paradox Tsunami has erased 34% of all time travelers from ever existing. Exciting promotion opportunities are now available!
Update! Agents were able to remove Amazon-Mart’s influence from the Eight Commandments but due to accusations of theft and adultery among team members, there are now Ten Commandments and always have been.
June 30, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Update! Agents were able to remove Amazon-Mart’s influence from the Eight Commandments but due to accusations of theft and adultery among team members, there are now Ten Commandments and always have been.
Alert! 24th Century mega corporation, Amazon-Mart, is attempting a hostile takeover of the Vatican in 1344! They plan to add Honor Thy Employer to the Eight Commandments. Make sure the Eight Commandments remain intact!
June 30, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Alert! 24th Century mega corporation, Amazon-Mart, is attempting a hostile takeover of the Vatican in 1344! They plan to add Honor Thy Employer to the Eight Commandments. Make sure the Eight Commandments remain intact!
Reminder to all agents to get your Covid-Infinity vaccine shot as soon as possible.
June 29, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Reminder to all agents to get your Covid-Infinity vaccine shot as soon as possible.
Attention! President John Wayne and his racist American Empire has been erased from the timeline! 240 million lives have been saved! Congratulations, Time Force! Be advised that John Wayne is now a racist actor and Agents are not allowed to kill him before his mandated painful death by cancer.
June 29, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Attention! President John Wayne and his racist American Empire has been erased from the timeline! 240 million lives have been saved! Congratulations, Time Force! Be advised that John Wayne is now a racist actor and Agents are not allowed to kill him before his mandated painful death by cancer.
Alert! 30th Century Cannibal Foodies have been seen in Chicago, 2024! They are kidnapping locals because they believe the micro plastics in their bodies improves the flavor!
June 28, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Alert! 30th Century Cannibal Foodies have been seen in Chicago, 2024! They are kidnapping locals because they believe the micro plastics in their bodies improves the flavor!
Today’s Cafeteria Special is a recreation of George Washington’s Inauguration Feast. The medical department has been warned of expected alcohol poisoning incidents.
June 28, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Today’s Cafeteria Special is a recreation of George Washington’s Inauguration Feast. The medical department has been warned of expected alcohol poisoning incidents.