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timeforwizards.bsky.social
🪩 ruby 🪩
@timeforwizards.bsky.social
33, autistic, she/they, bi, single if you can manage to kill the abhorrent lich that guards my tower


https://archiveofourown.org/users/wizardcake
we had our big family meal last night so today i went to make myself a delicious leftovers meal of turkey, mash potat, and a generous, luxurious helping of gravy on top. except by accident i did not grab the gravy, but the waffle batter. merry fuckin christmas
December 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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best new fiction I've read in 2025 – we should all be very excited for the public release of THE CHRYSALIS BODY
December 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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To be a little less obtuse about it, I wrote a book, it's a good time about suffering in space. would love if u checked it out
December 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
local mom in the library as she and her small child get in the elevator: “Dude, you are the best button-pusher in America. I think you should go pro.”
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
all i want for christmas is a version of pinterest where all the art is fucking credited
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
should be illegal to put posts or markers out in your fields that make innocent people driving by get really excited thinking they’re seeing a bigass bird like a blue heron or an egret or some shit equivalent
December 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i need to be kept in a dollhouse. i need a giant to keep me in a dollhouse like it’s a zoo enclosure
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
i know people in other countries do it too but crying on the freeway does have a certain usamerican vibe to it. very private space in its way, the freeway
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
losing my absolute mind HIS NAME IS HARDEN. HARDEN IS HIS NAME
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
sorry but the sauce levels here are off the fuckin charts
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
two separate children named Cedar in the library today
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
small child in the library today was referring to the elevator as “the alligator” 😭
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
old ladies at the holiday market selling crocheted goods and talking with each other about their plans for how they want to be buried…….not quite timeless in the details but ancient in the vibe
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
the dictionary is trying to tell me that neither frazzlement nor frazzledness is a word and that there are only verbs and adjectives associated with frazzling. what a load of horseshit. give me the noun
November 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
one of the libraries i work at has some children's books in other languages & so i saw a French version of Green Eggs and Ham, which was fun, but Sam-I-am was named Sam-je-suis. that's fucked up. they should have preserved the rhyme & called him something like Lee-je-suis
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
i love my ocs. not to toot my own horn but the two romantic leads both have crazy fuckin leitmotif energy. like i cant write music and obviously will never reach the level of success required to get a screen adaptation but their leitmotif-having vibes r off the fuckin charts
November 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
girls have had so many health problems the last two months
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
rereading jane eyre……..st john rivers baby you are so fuckin funny
October 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
writing affirmations today:
1. let it be as long as it wants
2. it's for me
3. who gives a shit
October 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
me reading jane eyre when i was a teenager w a touch of moral ocd & no good working theory of the relationship between fiction & reality: i LOVE rochester but im having a hard time defending all the lying & manipulating /:
me rereading in my 30s: lmfaoooooo go off edward u messy old bitch
October 16, 2025 at 6:54 AM
there's a regular patron at one of my libraries who deadass looks exactly like doctor caligari. of cabinet fame
October 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
breathtaking addendum on the ingredients list of this facial skin toner from the natural goods store
October 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
millennia of linguistic evolution have led to me telling the dog to move by saying “scoochy your poochy boochy”
October 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Stanford researchers found that AI-generated "workslop" is actually making people less productive, in part because workers have to correct errors or decode the useful information/intent buried in a flood of auto-generated garbage:
AI-Generated “Workslop” Is Destroying Productivity
Despite a surge in generative AI use across workplaces, most companies are seeing little measurable ROI. One possible reason is because AI tools are being used to produce “workslop”—content that appea...
hbr.org
September 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
i gotta turn this children's book cover into business cards i can just hand to people when i want to get to know them
September 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM