Ben Ward
@timegentleman.bsky.social
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video game writer & designer || he/him https://benward.xyz || https://discord.gg/sizefive avatar by @michaelfirman.bsky.social || header by @2dforever.com
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danthat.bsky.social
Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.
ALIEN logo being build and the E has no middle line The ALIEN logo
timegentleman.bsky.social
All the Size Five games are on sale! So yeah, if at least 349 of you could buy Lair Of The Clockwork God at a wildly reasonable 65% off and give it a positive review, that'd be *lovely*.
And while you're there, may as well buy all the others for a few quid more!

store.steampowered.com/dev/sizefive
timegentleman.bsky.social
One nice thing about EMD coming out is that I'll be able to stop nagging people to give LOTCG a Steam review!
That said: give LOTCG a Steam review! COME ON, we only need a paltry 349 more to hit the big 1K, let's get that done before EMD comes out!
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timegentleman.bsky.social
Likewise! A really fun session and you nailed every line brilliantly!
timegentleman.bsky.social
Ah ok, ty. ICO have now said (abbrev.): "Earlier this year we announced an investigation into how Imgur uses children’s information and its approach to age assurance. We reached our provisional findings on this investigation and we issued a notice of intent to impose a monetary penalty on 10th Sep"
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timegentleman.bsky.social
EARTH MUST DIE 🌍💀
Very proud of how this turned out - looks and sounds beautiful, great cast doing sterling work, and imho it's funny and clever too!
Please WISHLIST and SHARE!
store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

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Earth Must Die - Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by No More Robots
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timegentleman.bsky.social
Fuuuuck, seems like imgur just blocked all UK users rather than try to comply with the Online Safety Act. The government really have mass-enshittified the internet for us with that one.
timegentleman.bsky.social
Oh. Okay, good! You know what, Dan? You're a cool guy. (And you're good at adventure game making.)
timegentleman.bsky.social
Exactly which part of this do you disagree with, DAN?
timegentleman.bsky.social
100% accurate.
billthecat.club
Ben is a cool guy and good at adventure game making
timegentleman.bsky.social
EARTH MUST DIE 🌍💀
Very proud of how this turned out - looks and sounds beautiful, great cast doing sterling work, and imho it's funny and clever too!
Please WISHLIST and SHARE!
store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

youtu.be/RtgXzAiGw-I...
timegentleman.bsky.social
And yes, I absolutely will flip to nagging you all to give Earth Must Die a Steam review the second it comes out.
timegentleman.bsky.social
One nice thing about EMD coming out is that I'll be able to stop nagging people to give LOTCG a Steam review!
That said: give LOTCG a Steam review! COME ON, we only need a paltry 349 more to hit the big 1K, let's get that done before EMD comes out!
store.steampowered.com/app/1060600/...
timegentleman.bsky.social
EARTH MUST DIE 🌍💀
Very proud of how this turned out - looks and sounds beautiful, great cast doing sterling work, and imho it's funny and clever too!
Please WISHLIST and SHARE!
store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

youtu.be/RtgXzAiGw-I...
Earth Must Die - Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by No More Robots
youtu.be
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studioanisa.bsky.social
It’s today!!! Our game reveal is happening today at 5pm UK!!! PC Gaming Show TOKYO DIRECT BAYBEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!

>>> www.youtube.com/live/2AD-WSC...
PC Gaming Show Tokyo Direct Sunday September 28. 9am PT. 12 Noon ET. 5pm BST.
timegentleman.bsky.social
Waiting for the announcement of the new Size Five game at 9am PST / 5pm BST www.pcgamer.com/tokyodirect like
timegentleman.bsky.social
Yesssss, my young apprentice's Passive-Aggressive Force powers are growing.
danthat.bsky.social
One of my favourite passive aggressive things @timegentleman.bsky.social taught me is when someone asks you something in an email thread that you've already told them, you copy-paste the exact text from the earlier email mid-sentence and make it purple so it's clear it's been pasted. Bliss.
timegentleman.bsky.social
I think of the dead/dry/pupal period as being between GF and S&M S1 (followed up quickly by Blackwell, Nelly Cootalot and *ahem* BTDT etc). When they went from being a thriving AAA genre to a thriving indie genre. The dead decade was mainly failed attempts to hang onto the AAA status.
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danthat.bsky.social
WHAT? Like a team up? No More Robots and Size Five Games teaming up together, like in that episode of He-Man where Skeletor and He-Man had to work together?

Oh, alright then. SEE YOU SUNDAY.
mikerose.bsky.social
Hey @danthat.bsky.social, shall we announce a new video game on Sunday?

www.pcgamer.com/tokyodirect
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timegentleman.bsky.social
This is a weird tonal shift from the series, it feels more like Caravan Of Courage. Which is fine I guess, Star Wars can be different things, but it's a bit odd to do it within a single branch of it. It's like if Skeleton Crew S2 decided it wanted to be Andor.

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The Mandalorian and Grogu | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Star Wars
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timegentleman.bsky.social
About twenty years ago, you suggested to me that the next time we go to a fancy dress party together we find a way to justify going as Friday and Streebek and learning the dance and doing it at the party. Very sad this never happened.
timegentleman.bsky.social
Every time either Ackroyd or Hanks gets interviewed, I hope he gets asked when they're going to reunite for a follow-up single.
timegentleman.bsky.social
"I see. In that case, as I am not some sort of Marty McFly, easily goaded into foolhardy ventures with accusations of chickenhood, I shall simply skip past your advert and not purchase your product."
An EVE Online trailer and the most self-defeating YouTube advert ever, using its pre-skip-button five seconds to advise the viewer that "this game is not for you".
timegentleman.bsky.social
Feel like i'm missing something, that link just redirects me to the GameTrailers main page. Can't see a playlist or anything with tags in the title, best option I could find was a search: www.youtube.com/@GameTrailer...