Gen X rule: You can fight monsters & still sip your coffee. ☕👻 Stay strange, keep pushing.
#genx #mondaymotivation #mondaymood

☠️ Satur-dead vibe forecast:
haunted but hopeful
chronic pain’s here, sure—
but I’m the one steering this chaos cart.

Chronic pain clocks in, but it doesn’t clock me out.

Today we honor of the one and only Stevie Nicks.
The woman who gave heartache a melody, turned scarves into spells, and made us believe in the magic of being a little wild, haunted, and fabulous.
May your shawls be flowy, your eyeliner dramatic, and your soul forever a little Stevie.
#StevieNicks

Corey tried to light the grill, but he doesn’t have muscles. Or a soul.

So we’re honoring Memorial Day the haunted way:

Candle lit.

Vibes respectful.

Remembering those who never made it home.

Haunted but hopeful this Monday.
You survived worse—own today!
Rise, haunt, & repeat!
Let’s make Monday scream with purpose.

Creepy Byte #4
In 1518 France, 400 people danced uncontrollably for weeks. Dozens died of exhaustion. Mass hysteria or curse? #CreepyBytes #bizzarehistory #creepy

Skeleton Bunny Problems:
Corey volunteered to be the Easter Bunny.
He misunderstood the assignment and now every egg is filled with grave dirt and regrets.
One kid opened an egg and heard whispering.
We don’t talk about what happened after that.

#SkeletonEaster #EggsOfDoom #CoreyTheProblem

Creepy Byte #3

In Appalachian folklore, it’s bad luck to plant anything on Good Friday or Easter Sunday—it’s believed the Devil will curse your crops. Or worse, they’ll grow in the shape of something unnatural.

Pass the cursed cucumbers, please.
#creepybyte #folklore #EasterWeekend

Creepy Byte #2

The Bunny Man (Virginia):
A man in a bunny costume with an axe was reported chasing people near a bridge (Bunny Man Bridge) in the 1970s. Legend says his ghost still haunts the area—especially on Halloween night.
#urbanlegends #spooky #bunnyman

Creepy Byte #1
The Woman on Floor 5

Play the Elevator Game, and you might reach another world.
But if a woman enters at floor 5…
Don’t speak.
Don’t look at her.
She’s not human.
To return to your world, you need to perform the ritual in reverse.

#CreepyByte #UrbanLegend #Horror #GenXHaunts

DayThe 47th Minute Journal
Club – Day 1 Prompt:

If your body had patch notes, what would today’s update say?

Today mine reads:

Increased internal furnace setting to haunted sauna

Surprise nausea patch unlocked

Chronic resilience stat still at 100%

#journalprompts #chronicillness

**The Greenbrier Ghost**

In 1897, a woman’s ghost allegedly testified in court in West Virginia. Zona Heaster’s spirit told her mom she’d been murdered—leading to her husband’s conviction. True crime meets paranormal!
#paranormal #haunted #ghosts

Spotted in the wild: this glorious #pumpkin car in a Walmart parking lot.
Is it haunted? Probably.
Would I ride it straight into the underworld? Absolutely.💀🦇
#creepinitreal #walmartweirdness #pumpkinlovers

Weekly reminder for the haunted & exhausted:
You don’t have to do it all. You just have to start with you.

Here’s a spooky little self-care checklist for the end-of-week chaos crew.
Glow up, even if it’s from the grave. 💀🕷️🖤
#selfcaresunday #selfcare #selfcarechecklist #chronicpain #chronicillness

Just moved into the haunted house that is Bluesky. I’m Timeless47—a content creator fueled by caffeine, chronic pain, and chaotic glam. Beauty meets ghost stories. This is Corey, my emotional support skeleton. We do makeup with a side of haunted mischief. Let’s get weird.
#chronicpain #spooky #GenX