Tim
@timinbklyn.bsky.social
Human / Husband / Dad / NYC Based / Urban planner / I know a bit of Dutch / LGM / Cancer survivor / We who believe in freedom cannot rest. Views my own.
Me to the groundhog on Monday.
a man in a suit and tie is pointing his finger at something
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is pointing his finger at something
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January 31, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Me to the groundhog on Monday.
There was this glorious moment when my phone stopped working because I have Verizon and I didn’t know what was going on in the world. Then it came back and now I’m like oh yeah … everything is still a mess.
January 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
There was this glorious moment when my phone stopped working because I have Verizon and I didn’t know what was going on in the world. Then it came back and now I’m like oh yeah … everything is still a mess.
First Monday of the year. First Monday of a $3 subway ride and the #MTA can’t even get trains running properly in Brooklyn. What a joke.
January 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
First Monday of the year. First Monday of a $3 subway ride and the #MTA can’t even get trains running properly in Brooklyn. What a joke.
Europe better grow a backbone really quickly. #Greenland
January 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Europe better grow a backbone really quickly. #Greenland
Come on, not Rob Reiner…
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Come on, not Rob Reiner…
Poor sap was only 13 days away from retirement.
December 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Poor sap was only 13 days away from retirement.
I officially put it on the New York Mets to convince me why I need to spend money going to CitiField next year. Because this ain’t it.
December 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I officially put it on the New York Mets to convince me why I need to spend money going to CitiField next year. Because this ain’t it.
Living in NYC is leaving your house early to get to work early then having the subway meltdown on you and you get to work late instead.
December 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Living in NYC is leaving your house early to get to work early then having the subway meltdown on you and you get to work late instead.
I really feel for anyone in NYC who has a Halloween costume that is vulnerable to wind.
October 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I really feel for anyone in NYC who has a Halloween costume that is vulnerable to wind.
The way some people talk about crime in the United States you would think there was ever a time when there was absolutely no crime whatsoever anywhere.
September 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The way some people talk about crime in the United States you would think there was ever a time when there was absolutely no crime whatsoever anywhere.
Unless the rapture is cancelling student loans, I do not want to hear anything about a rapture tomorrow.
September 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Unless the rapture is cancelling student loans, I do not want to hear anything about a rapture tomorrow.
Yup, everyone is going to stand right on by and let this happen. Pathetic.
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Yup, everyone is going to stand right on by and let this happen. Pathetic.
Nothing like arguing with a driver who ran a light to get your day going.
September 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Nothing like arguing with a driver who ran a light to get your day going.
Well, Florida out-Florida’ed itself with this nonsense.
September 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Well, Florida out-Florida’ed itself with this nonsense.
Radioactive shrimp? What a day to be allergic to shellfish.
August 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Radioactive shrimp? What a day to be allergic to shellfish.
I’m convinced New York City is held together by Scotch tape.
July 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’m convinced New York City is held together by Scotch tape.
The weather in NYC is abysmal. But we need the rain, so I guess I’ll take it.
May 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The weather in NYC is abysmal. But we need the rain, so I guess I’ll take it.
A pope from Chicago. The New Yorker in me has several deep dish pizza jokes I want to make, but I’ll refrain for now.
May 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A pope from Chicago. The New Yorker in me has several deep dish pizza jokes I want to make, but I’ll refrain for now.
I refuse to get a Real ID. I’ll take my passport.
May 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I refuse to get a Real ID. I’ll take my passport.
Did a little biking today. 40 miles. 5 boroughs. What a thrill. #FiveBoroBikeTour
May 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Did a little biking today. 40 miles. 5 boroughs. What a thrill. #FiveBoroBikeTour
Good job, Canada. And apologies for the nonsense south of your border.
April 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Good job, Canada. And apologies for the nonsense south of your border.
It Only Tuesday — theonion.com/it-only-tues...
It Only Tuesday
WASHINGTON, DC—After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were dishearte...
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April 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Let’s get it done this year! Let’s go Mets!
March 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Let’s get it done this year! Let’s go Mets!