If I were an enemy of the United States, I would be popping the champagne and preparing for victory. Then, I would be lamenting the fact that what I was about to conquer had been rendered worthless and irrelevant by its own government.

After much deliberation, my first post on Bluesky is transcript of a convo between REDACTED and myself;

Me: “You know… I’m pretty sure I could tell if you were faking an orgasm, but I don’t think I could tell if you were faking listening to me…”

R: “I WAS listening!”

Me: “And I can’t tell!”