Tim Murphy
@timmurphytalks.bsky.social
Once upon a radio station. http://www.TimMurphyTalks.com
also http://NoHugging.com
Views expressed are my own.
Today years old.
also http://NoHugging.com
Views expressed are my own.
Today years old.
According to the Department of WAR Santa did not see any Ukrainian kids wearing suits and will therefore be skipping deliveries to the country until they say "Thank You."
December 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
According to the Department of WAR Santa did not see any Ukrainian kids wearing suits and will therefore be skipping deliveries to the country until they say "Thank You."
If I win Powerball I'm going to make a version of Uncut Gems where all of Adam Sandler's schemes go exactly as planned.
December 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If I win Powerball I'm going to make a version of Uncut Gems where all of Adam Sandler's schemes go exactly as planned.
Thank god banks don't do Your Checking Account Wrapped 2025 Recap. "You saved $0! Your retirement age is... 108!"
December 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Thank god banks don't do Your Checking Account Wrapped 2025 Recap. "You saved $0! Your retirement age is... 108!"
Wordle 1,644 4/6
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December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Wordle 1,644 4/6
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Me on my 3rd cup of coffee
December 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Me on my 3rd cup of coffee
I rebrand trump's rebrand as "Epstein Checks"
OK, so the warrior dividends come from a housing allowance supplement that was in the Big Beautiful Bill, it has nothing to do with tariffs. That housing allowance for off-base expenses has been seen as inadequate, which necessitated the increase.
www.defenseone.com/policy/2025/...
www.defenseone.com/policy/2025/...
Trump rebrands Congressionally-approved troop housing subsidy as ‘warrior dividend’ bonus
More than $2.9 billion in reconciliation funds was allocated to beef up troop housing allowances. Now, it’s being used for $1,776 checks.
www.defenseone.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I rebrand trump's rebrand as "Epstein Checks"
Every year watching Elf, it sticks out like a sore thumb to me that the guy on the right can do infinite pull ups and the guy on the left can't do 1. Am I the only one who notices this?
December 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Every year watching Elf, it sticks out like a sore thumb to me that the guy on the right can do infinite pull ups and the guy on the left can't do 1. Am I the only one who notices this?
I took a film class in college and we watched Laws of Gravity with Peter Greene and it's a really underrated and underseen movie. If it's available and you want to see Peter in an indie besides Pulp Fiction I recommend it.
December 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I took a film class in college and we watched Laws of Gravity with Peter Greene and it's a really underrated and underseen movie. If it's available and you want to see Peter in an indie besides Pulp Fiction I recommend it.
Watching this movie and surprised to see Pennsylvania's Senators make a cameo
December 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Watching this movie and surprised to see Pennsylvania's Senators make a cameo
At this point I have to believe Leon is paying @bsky.app to not integrate group DMs because that's the only thing keeping my group DM from leaving the bad place.
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
At this point I have to believe Leon is paying @bsky.app to not integrate group DMs because that's the only thing keeping my group DM from leaving the bad place.
"Circle back" is a helpful phrase. I don't care how cliche it is I will not stop using it.
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"Circle back" is a helpful phrase. I don't care how cliche it is I will not stop using it.
Don't tell my wife but she's getting that Hermes bag she asked for. A good husband listens and spends that bread.
December 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Don't tell my wife but she's getting that Hermes bag she asked for. A good husband listens and spends that bread.
Oh you're a "performative reader?" Did you carry a copy of Catcher in the Rye around in your back pocket in college circa 2000? No? Then shut up when you're talking to me.
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Oh you're a "performative reader?" Did you carry a copy of Catcher in the Rye around in your back pocket in college circa 2000? No? Then shut up when you're talking to me.
Wordle 1,633 6/6
Alright, no yellows!
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December 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Wordle 1,633 6/6
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I have a new theory about Marcellus Wallace's briefcase.
December 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I have a new theory about Marcellus Wallace's briefcase.
I thought I knew all the Rankin-Bass specials but AMC was just showing one I'd never heard of: The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (1985). It seemed like an origin story, redundant when Santa Claus is Coming to Town exists.
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I thought I knew all the Rankin-Bass specials but AMC was just showing one I'd never heard of: The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (1985). It seemed like an origin story, redundant when Santa Claus is Coming to Town exists.
So I've been saying At-liens my entire life but it just randomly occurred to me that it's probably aye-tee-ell-iens because then the pun actually sounds like "aliens"
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
So I've been saying At-liens my entire life but it just randomly occurred to me that it's probably aye-tee-ell-iens because then the pun actually sounds like "aliens"
Every fucking email I got today:
two men in an office cubicle with the words you gotta give
ALT: two men in an office cubicle with the words you gotta give
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Every fucking email I got today:
Sorry for the Stranger Things spoiler but I have to talk about how sad I am that Smarf died. 😭
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Sorry for the Stranger Things spoiler but I have to talk about how sad I am that Smarf died. 😭
"Yeah she had long, curly hair aaaaaand.... Oh! She wore a jacket when it was cold." - guy who doesn't remember anything about a girl from the north country.
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
"Yeah she had long, curly hair aaaaaand.... Oh! She wore a jacket when it was cold." - guy who doesn't remember anything about a girl from the north country.
I don't want to hear any Steelers fans make fun of me going to Pirates games next season.
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I don't want to hear any Steelers fans make fun of me going to Pirates games next season.
Just went on a road trip through a lot of rural areas and I'm thinking of trying Mail Pouch. Anyone have a review?
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Just went on a road trip through a lot of rural areas and I'm thinking of trying Mail Pouch. Anyone have a review?
Getting reports that the pardons for the White House turkeys were signed with autopen.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Getting reports that the pardons for the White House turkeys were signed with autopen.
2nd time this week I got it in 2
Wordle 1,617 2/6
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November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
2nd time this week I got it in 2
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Mentally I'm still here.
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Mentally I'm still here.