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TimmyAtl
@timmyatl.bsky.social
Cat lover. Sun worshipper. All around silly guy.
Sean McVay could get it.

Please hold all your questions until after the game
December 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Well, it’s the last Monday of the year and so far I’ve been at the office over an hour and have only see one person.
December 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I promise I’m going to be more active here in 2026.

What is, things that will never happen for $1000, Alex?
December 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Damnit that Powerball winner stole my Christmas present.
December 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I clearly either need glasses or something else (giggle) because I read that as overrimmed at first. 🤓
The Grinch's chief complaint was that he got overstimmed by the noises of Christmas. Relatable king, tbh
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Going to bed and hoping dinner with fam isn’t a complete shitshow tomorrow.
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Josh Allen is serving cake today. Yay sportsball. Go Bills!
December 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Had a run with a hateful c*nt in the Publix parking lot. She showed her ass and was clearly not prepared for the response she got from me. My gay card will trump your bitch card any day.
December 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
An ugly Christmas sweater with a cat on it? Yes, I will wear it to a work holiday party.
December 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
How the fuck is it Sunday night already?
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Come to daddy.
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Y’all. We have 7 indoor cats. Margo, Sammy, Ollie, Face, CuteFace, Slash, and Kloe.

And 7 we feed out back. Patch, No Patch, Wee Patch, Floof Patch, Scraggle Floof Patch, Cow Patch, and Chonk.

And now there is an opossum that comes to eat every night. My husband has named it KittyCat.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Aaaaand we just had a fucking fire drill in the building. I just walked down 17 flights of stairs.

I was headed to the fitness center when the alarm went off. It’s not supposed to be leg day.
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’m ready for the holidays to be over.

I said what I said
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Off to another work related holiday luncheon. My waistline is not happy with me.
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This new morning show on Q 99.7 has nowhere to go but up. That’s the nicest thing I can say about it.
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Well it’s Monday again.
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Bank holidays make working almost bearable.
October 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
How did I JUST discover that @crotchetycarl.bsky.social is on the bsky?
October 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Monday has me in a mood. 😇😇😇
October 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Kicking back.
October 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Did it again.

Wordle 1,569 2/6

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October 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Woot woot!

Wordle 1,564 2/6

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September 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Never watched @jimmykimmel.com . Until last night. Welcome back.
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Y’all. I was watching something on TV and it says the original air date was 10/26/25.
Did the rapture already happen and I missed it?
Am I living in the future? 
Did Tylenol cause this? 🤣
September 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM