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I wish I could get crazy excited about really small things like my dog does when it eats the one grain of rice I dropped on the floor.
September 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I wish I could get crazy excited about really small things like my dog does when it eats the one grain of rice I dropped on the floor.
There is no real way to tell if kettle chips are stale, right? #crunchy #stillcrunchy 🥔
September 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
There is no real way to tell if kettle chips are stale, right? #crunchy #stillcrunchy 🥔
Revelation: Stale chocolate chip cookies are a poor man's Soft Batch cookies. Discuss. 🍪 🍪
August 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Revelation: Stale chocolate chip cookies are a poor man's Soft Batch cookies. Discuss. 🍪 🍪
Reality's way of saying "good morning" is throwing out my back putting on underwear.
July 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Reality's way of saying "good morning" is throwing out my back putting on underwear.
Left my 5-hour-old coffee in my car during a site visit and now it's too hot to drink. ☕ 🔥 💯 ☀️
July 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Left my 5-hour-old coffee in my car during a site visit and now it's too hot to drink. ☕ 🔥 💯 ☀️
We have had all 3 kids back in the house ever since college got out for the summer and the wifey-poo and I have never had so much alone time! #theyGone #kidsAreBasicallyRoommates #whereAreYouGoingNow
June 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
We have had all 3 kids back in the house ever since college got out for the summer and the wifey-poo and I have never had so much alone time! #theyGone #kidsAreBasicallyRoommates #whereAreYouGoingNow
Watching Wifey-poo dodge flying and crawling cicadas on our walk is the most fun I've had in months.
May 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Watching Wifey-poo dodge flying and crawling cicadas on our walk is the most fun I've had in months.
The green room for the NFL draft could double as a Havertys.
April 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The green room for the NFL draft could double as a Havertys.
I guess I should start learning Russian in preparation for when this regime is fully in place. 🇺🇸 😡
March 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I guess I should start learning Russian in preparation for when this regime is fully in place. 🇺🇸 😡
I guess democrats are going to start mysteriously falling out of windows soon. 😢 #sayNoToRussia #fTrump
March 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I guess democrats are going to start mysteriously falling out of windows soon. 😢 #sayNoToRussia #fTrump
February 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM