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@timmyklaseus.bsky.social
· Aug 27
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Bull in a Chinese restaurant orders in perfect mandarin, SHOCKS the entire restaurant.
Bull in a Chinese restaurant orders in perfect mandarin, SHOCKS the entire restaurant.
January 26, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Bird’s Eye of Columbia. I was all up in the Bank of America tower the other day and snapped these 📸 from the 19th floor.
#photography #downtown #cityscape
#photography #downtown #cityscape
January 22, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Bird’s Eye of Columbia. I was all up in the Bank of America tower the other day and snapped these 📸 from the 19th floor.
#photography #downtown #cityscape
#photography #downtown #cityscape
Is it ethical to keep an Ewok as a pet and train it to sleep in a cage? I found one outside.
January 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Is it ethical to keep an Ewok as a pet and train it to sleep in a cage? I found one outside.
I’m standing on clock what’s not businessing to you???
January 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I’m standing on clock what’s not businessing to you???
Just took a hit off my vape after a long day and heard heaven’s trumpets
January 16, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Just took a hit off my vape after a long day and heard heaven’s trumpets
In high school I would do sit-ups in my room while listening to Marc Maron’s podcast
January 15, 2026 at 2:25 PM
In high school I would do sit-ups in my room while listening to Marc Maron’s podcast
Is brioche bun the it girl of 2026? 🤔
January 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Is brioche bun the it girl of 2026? 🤔
Here are some winter shots of Columbia, SC (very gray, indeed)
#photography #downtown #streetphotography #architecture
#photography #downtown #streetphotography #architecture
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Here are some winter shots of Columbia, SC (very gray, indeed)
#photography #downtown #streetphotography #architecture
#photography #downtown #streetphotography #architecture
Asking all my enemies if they would still hate me if I was a worm
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Asking all my enemies if they would still hate me if I was a worm
Merry Xmas! (formerly Twittermas)
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Merry Xmas! (formerly Twittermas)
No one tells you that once you become a father you suddenly get the urge to leave notes around the house in all caps
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
No one tells you that once you become a father you suddenly get the urge to leave notes around the house in all caps
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It’s that time of year where every time I touch my car I get electrocuted
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s that time of year where every time I touch my car I get electrocuted
October 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
BALDING:
- defeatist
- shameful
- pessimistic
- obvious
- offensive
THINNING:
- discreet
- coy
- sounds flattering [skinny]
- optimistic
- playful
… I think I’m losing my hair
- defeatist
- shameful
- pessimistic
- obvious
- offensive
THINNING:
- discreet
- coy
- sounds flattering [skinny]
- optimistic
- playful
… I think I’m losing my hair
October 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
BALDING:
- defeatist
- shameful
- pessimistic
- obvious
- offensive
THINNING:
- discreet
- coy
- sounds flattering [skinny]
- optimistic
- playful
… I think I’m losing my hair
- defeatist
- shameful
- pessimistic
- obvious
- offensive
THINNING:
- discreet
- coy
- sounds flattering [skinny]
- optimistic
- playful
… I think I’m losing my hair
Been really enjoying this new Geese record. It’s good, what they’ve made.
September 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Been really enjoying this new Geese record. It’s good, what they’ve made.
September 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I’m driving around town and my brakes are groaning like they’re being tortured and I’m looking around curiously, acting like it’s someone else’s car. It’s bad!
September 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I’m driving around town and my brakes are groaning like they’re being tortured and I’m looking around curiously, acting like it’s someone else’s car. It’s bad!
scratching to the itch of my own bug bite
September 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
scratching to the itch of my own bug bite
September 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
September 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’ll never forgive the New York Times for putting the mini behind a paywall
September 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’ll never forgive the New York Times for putting the mini behind a paywall
Space Command is relocating to Mars 😳
September 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Space Command is relocating to Mars 😳
lowfi beats you can cuss to
September 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
lowfi beats you can cuss to
Someone should invent a beer that you can smoke
August 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Someone should invent a beer that you can smoke