Timmytamtom
@timmytamtom.bsky.social
The eldritch abomination of your dreams.
Can someone just like hit him? With a train?
April 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Can someone just like hit him? With a train?
At that point, wouldn’t it be legal to just put a bullet in all of them?
April 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
At that point, wouldn’t it be legal to just put a bullet in all of them?
God I love you man.
April 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
God I love you man.
If you invested in Melania or Donny’s crypto schemes, guess what? You’re a fucking idiot!
April 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If you invested in Melania or Donny’s crypto schemes, guess what? You’re a fucking idiot!
But I don’t want to fuck him, he’s a shitbag!
March 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
But I don’t want to fuck him, he’s a shitbag!
No Jerry, I love you!
March 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No Jerry, I love you!
Thanks Jerry, I hate it.
March 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Thanks Jerry, I hate it.
Can we deport you from the planet?
March 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Can we deport you from the planet?
lol this is heat? It’s about as worthless a condemnation as I’d expect from the guy that brought us “God is still on the throne.”
March 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
lol this is heat? It’s about as worthless a condemnation as I’d expect from the guy that brought us “God is still on the throne.”
Wait, you mean you’re not my estranged brother?
March 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Wait, you mean you’re not my estranged brother?
Bank accounts are probably “too expensive” for people who have no financial literacy. Those who have no idea how to actually earn capital of their own.
Oh wait. They’re not expensive at all and those young men are just fucking stupid. Your statement is just enabling that level of stupidity. Thanks.
Oh wait. They’re not expensive at all and those young men are just fucking stupid. Your statement is just enabling that level of stupidity. Thanks.
March 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Bank accounts are probably “too expensive” for people who have no financial literacy. Those who have no idea how to actually earn capital of their own.
Oh wait. They’re not expensive at all and those young men are just fucking stupid. Your statement is just enabling that level of stupidity. Thanks.
Oh wait. They’re not expensive at all and those young men are just fucking stupid. Your statement is just enabling that level of stupidity. Thanks.
The more appropriate question is “when is he ever sober?”
March 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The more appropriate question is “when is he ever sober?”
Hell yeah, personal spreadsheets are my love language to myself.
March 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Hell yeah, personal spreadsheets are my love language to myself.
Hey Johnny, just a friendly reminder to go fuck yourself before you try to lecture anyone here.
March 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Hey Johnny, just a friendly reminder to go fuck yourself before you try to lecture anyone here.
I’ve got better things to spend my money on Donny, and none of them are pieces of shit.
March 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’ve got better things to spend my money on Donny, and none of them are pieces of shit.
It’s my birthday too! Here’s hoping for that perfect birthday gift for us!
February 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It’s my birthday too! Here’s hoping for that perfect birthday gift for us!
Damn you Hank, how dare you live my dream!
February 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Damn you Hank, how dare you live my dream!
Oh my, I’ve climbed down there to that exact spot when I was younger. It’s as beautiful as I remember it being. Thank you for sharing this.
February 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Oh my, I’ve climbed down there to that exact spot when I was younger. It’s as beautiful as I remember it being. Thank you for sharing this.
Ronny James Dio had the perfect song that’s stuck in my head after seeing this.
February 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Ronny James Dio had the perfect song that’s stuck in my head after seeing this.
This is an amazing take and I completely embrace the stances and concepts that you placed on both schools of metal. In short, I love you for this.
February 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This is an amazing take and I completely embrace the stances and concepts that you placed on both schools of metal. In short, I love you for this.
Fuck Jelly Roll, and fuck you too.
February 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Fuck Jelly Roll, and fuck you too.