timoffee.bsky.social
@timoffee.bsky.social
You can do it champ, I believe in you. Hold your nose and neck it, mix it with lemonade or orange juice, do whatever it takes.
December 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Where has the crack gone?
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You haven’t even managed to copy the word Smyth without changing it to Smythe though.
December 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Thanks for recommending Vice Grip Garage the other day Ian. I’m really enjoying the long form videos. Youtube stats may suggest that vids should be relatively short but I’m happy to watch something an hour or two long if it‘s fun and interesting:
December 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’d regard coins as a perk of the job, but notes to be returned
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM
My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Your BMW? Mine keeps doing that too. My neighbour keeps knocking on my door telling me it’s open. She hasn’t done it for a while now, maybe she’s just shutting it.

I thought maybe it’s because the boot button is so close to the lock button on the key.
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Bone spurs. Good news Ian, you‘re not going to be sent to ‘Nam.
December 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Legend
December 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Why put a heavy battery so high up?
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
10°C. T-shirt weather.
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I might buy it just to set it on fire
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Who clutches their arse when they need a shit?
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’m a lorry driver. I stop at the services.
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
And they’re all about the magically genius adventures of Elon Musk
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Worst act I’ve ever seen. I walked out not even halfway through when I saw them (free ticket, friends). The crowd were just as bad with their tweed caps and moustaches.
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
You’re on pretty thin ice defending trans people by calling other people ugly.
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Unintended? Why do you think they ditched the roll other than to save money, which is the root of enshittification.
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Are you really Mr Bump?
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Plastic boots?
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Particularly the touching love scene in the greenhouse when notorious radio thief Davis gets his comeuppance.
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Maremma mia
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM