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Tim McLaughlin
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📍PHL
UPS driver showed up at my door on Thursday and told me I owed $72 bc of Trump’s tariff’s on my nephew’s Christmas gift. But he left before I could pay it. Now UPS doesn’t know where my package is. Wonderful.
December 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but DID get swole…

(I’ll see myself out)
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Oh yeah no so far home ownership has been great for my anxiety
December 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
That’s my world champion!
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This British twink is gonna give me a heart attack
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Nary a Brussels sprout at the grocery store. It’s madness out there!
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I found the most perfect set of highball and rocks glasses at a vintage shop today and I didn’t buy it because $200 on glassware is not in my budget right now. But, I fear I’ve made a horrible mistake….
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I just want to be rich enough so that I can buy furniture that I don’t have to assemble with an Allen wrench
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Sometimes I think to myself “what if I learned carpentry as a hobby?”
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Omg if they duet on “DJ Play a Christmas Song” I might die
🚨Ariana Grande to host SNL with musical guest Cher on December 20.
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Nearly collapsed after this, but I hit 300 for the first time in a while today
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My grandmother always used to tell my parents “that boy needs a dog”. And wow, I really got the best one there’s ever been. Losing him just hurts so much
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
So when does the transgender for all start? Is there like a sign-up sheet or…
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
No one has ever gotten anything so right
Jonathan Bailey has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2025.
November 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Picking out paint colors for our living room and the stakes have never felt higher
November 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Time to get big and beefy. Starting another 12-week powerlifting cycle today 💪
November 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Trick or treat 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Oh shit oh fuck
October 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A day of rest
October 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Can’t explain how happy I am that I found a good gym in the suburbs. It was one of my biggest concerns about moving from the city. I know it sounds silly, but I do spend most of my free time there after all. Anyway, time to get back to work after nearly a month of inconsistent workouts.
October 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I DIDN’T JUST COME HERE TO DANCE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
October 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’m a mouse, duh
October 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Will today be the day I replace my shattered phone screen? No. But I will say to myself “I should really get around to fixing that”
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
At Planet Fitness for the first time after a year of Equinox and I feel like Moira Rose
a woman from schitts creek says i don t find it at all pleasureable
ALT: a woman from schitts creek says i don t find it at all pleasureable
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
We were promised bops! Where are the bops?
October 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM