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Tim Wood
@timwuud.bsky.social
Here to tell jokes, talk about hockey and my dog. Maybe sometimes farm stuff and related dumb farm projects. I side with the good guys.

Part time host of the Uncle Puckers NJ Devils podcast.

https://theunclepuckers.com
My brother and I have a problem trying to restore things. Dragged this IH 504 out of some serious overgrowth and gonna get it running again. Well that’s the plan anyway
October 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Old man championship #2 this week. Lower division, wasn’t really fair.
October 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Champs
September 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Traffic jam
September 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Yahoo being snarky again
August 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Well at least Gary is saving teams from themselves until the union sues
July 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Facebook AI asking the real questions
July 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
What are we doing for lines, coach
July 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
July 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The dots connect themselves
July 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My brother is literally the Ron Swanson “I know more than you” meme
July 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
July 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Haha.. had to hike through the field, then realized the gas can was empty, go get gas, then lug a 5 gallon can back through the field. Was a decent sized production that made me say “yep I’ve had enough of today”

Also, this little shark appeared in the field
July 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Tough spot to run out of gas. One day I’ll get the gauge fixed and actually know how much I have left
July 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
More Dougie propaganda. PP/PK have some influence here as it is all situations, but it’s not like that time doesn’t count:
July 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Sorry folks, no move clause
July 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
In my continued mission to ensure people understand how important Dougie is:

Relative expected goals difference (xGF% with him on the ice minus without). 3rd behind Quinn and Bouchard
July 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Found this gem
July 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Just made a whole new dog brushing this guy
July 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lack of vowels is concerning
June 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
🫡
June 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I think this roof might need some work
June 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I really almost had either a final destination or cartoon moment
June 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
What do I do with this space? Options:

1) workshop where I can hurt myself
2) multi-sport court where I can hurt myself
3) loft apartment
May 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Every bolt off is a victory, seats gone and tub cleaned. Getting close to the actual restoring part of the program
May 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM