TimYouster
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Because no one premotes the self employed but themselves, here's a thing! Go! Quick! Before the rush! Order the pretty things! (UK only I'm afraid)
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This is your Final Week Klaxon!
I'll be closing Ghostly orders this coming Friday 5th December!
This gives me time to craft and post out orders before Christmas.
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
I'll be closing Ghostly orders this coming Friday 5th December!
This gives me time to craft and post out orders before Christmas.
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
This is your Final Week Klaxon!
I'll be closing Ghostly orders this coming Friday 5th December!
This gives me time to craft and post out orders before Christmas.
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
I'll be closing Ghostly orders this coming Friday 5th December!
This gives me time to craft and post out orders before Christmas.
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
When you find a note to yourself, written about 15 years ago...
Nope. Not a scoobies...
Nope. Not a scoobies...
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
When you find a note to yourself, written about 15 years ago...
Nope. Not a scoobies...
Nope. Not a scoobies...
This is your Final Week Klaxon!
I'll be closing Ghostly orders this coming Friday 5th December!
This gives me time to craft and post out orders before Christmas.
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
I'll be closing Ghostly orders this coming Friday 5th December!
This gives me time to craft and post out orders before Christmas.
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
This is your Final Week Klaxon!
I'll be closing Ghostly orders this coming Friday 5th December!
This gives me time to craft and post out orders before Christmas.
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
I'll be closing Ghostly orders this coming Friday 5th December!
This gives me time to craft and post out orders before Christmas.
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
I've no connection to Shrewsbury, nor do I have a particular interest in jigsaws but DEAR GOD this is fantastic and ticks the niche planning-obsessive-typographical-joy boxes. Brilliant stuff! Love it!
(Do Coventry and I'm all in ;) )
(Do Coventry and I'm all in ;) )
1/5 Fifty miles - or 140,000 steps - that’s how far I have walked this year while taking pictures of street signs in towns across #Shropshire. Why? To turn them into jigsaw puzzles! Our range of Names and Places jigsaws covers Shrewsbury, Ludlow, Bridgnorth, Oswestry, Broseley and Ironbridge Gorge.
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I've no connection to Shrewsbury, nor do I have a particular interest in jigsaws but DEAR GOD this is fantastic and ticks the niche planning-obsessive-typographical-joy boxes. Brilliant stuff! Love it!
(Do Coventry and I'm all in ;) )
(Do Coventry and I'm all in ;) )
Ooooh exciting. Apparently Tim's plan to 'Sell-Ghosts-Pay-His-Tax-Bill' has evolved to 'Sell-Ghosts-Buy-New-Dumbass-Washing-machine' Yay!
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Ooooh exciting. Apparently Tim's plan to 'Sell-Ghosts-Pay-His-Tax-Bill' has evolved to 'Sell-Ghosts-Buy-New-Dumbass-Washing-machine' Yay!
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Ghosts with wet bottoms!
The first wave of spooky cuties are drying and getting ready for posting out to their new homes. This is your early payday reminder that if you want a Ghost for Christmas then you'all need to order them very quickly!
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
The first wave of spooky cuties are drying and getting ready for posting out to their new homes. This is your early payday reminder that if you want a Ghost for Christmas then you'all need to order them very quickly!
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ghosts with wet bottoms!
The first wave of spooky cuties are drying and getting ready for posting out to their new homes. This is your early payday reminder that if you want a Ghost for Christmas then you'all need to order them very quickly!
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
The first wave of spooky cuties are drying and getting ready for posting out to their new homes. This is your early payday reminder that if you want a Ghost for Christmas then you'all need to order them very quickly!
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
Ghosts with wet bottoms!
The first wave of spooky cuties are drying and getting ready for posting out to their new homes. This is your early payday reminder that if you want a Ghost for Christmas then you'all need to order them very quickly!
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
The first wave of spooky cuties are drying and getting ready for posting out to their new homes. This is your early payday reminder that if you want a Ghost for Christmas then you'all need to order them very quickly!
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ghosts with wet bottoms!
The first wave of spooky cuties are drying and getting ready for posting out to their new homes. This is your early payday reminder that if you want a Ghost for Christmas then you'all need to order them very quickly!
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
The first wave of spooky cuties are drying and getting ready for posting out to their new homes. This is your early payday reminder that if you want a Ghost for Christmas then you'all need to order them very quickly!
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
Ahhh, so they're NOT egg layers.
It is a long (30 centimeters) and heavy baby.
Here, for comparison, is a plastic spinner from a previous Blu-ray edition of Blade Runner.
Here, for comparison, is a plastic spinner from a previous Blu-ray edition of Blade Runner.
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Ahhh, so they're NOT egg layers.
Reposted by TimYouster
You can buy my out-of-print portal fantasy, Pseudotooth, directly from me, all signed and doodled in. This book made at least two readers miss their stops on the train.
ko-fi.com/s/7292dd0671
ko-fi.com/s/7292dd0671
Pseudotooth paperback (signed) - Verity Holloway's Ko-fi Shop
The debut novel from Verity Holloway, Pseudotooth is an adult take on ‘portal fantasy’, boldly tackling issues of trauma responses, social difference ...
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November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
You can buy my out-of-print portal fantasy, Pseudotooth, directly from me, all signed and doodled in. This book made at least two readers miss their stops on the train.
ko-fi.com/s/7292dd0671
ko-fi.com/s/7292dd0671
"Fine! Whatever! I'll make a ghost with boobs, now will everyone stop asking for one!" Tim shouted into the silent, empty room.
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
"Fine! Whatever! I'll make a ghost with boobs, now will everyone stop asking for one!" Tim shouted into the silent, empty room.
Reposted by TimYouster
Because no one premotes the self employed but themselves, here's a thing! Go! Quick! Before the rush! Order the pretty things! (UK only I'm afraid)
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Because no one premotes the self employed but themselves, here's a thing! Go! Quick! Before the rush! Order the pretty things! (UK only I'm afraid)
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
Because no one premotes the self employed but themselves, here's a thing! Go! Quick! Before the rush! Order the pretty things! (UK only I'm afraid)
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Because no one premotes the self employed but themselves, here's a thing! Go! Quick! Before the rush! Order the pretty things! (UK only I'm afraid)
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
ghostofchristmaspresents.bigcartel.com
Reposted by TimYouster
Some say the collective noun is a Fraid of Ghosts.
Well, these little friendly spooks are all off to market - Tomorrow at Scarborough Market Hall and Vaults, 9 - 4pm.
They may also be available online next week for anyone looking for the perfect Ghost Of Christmas Present.
Well, these little friendly spooks are all off to market - Tomorrow at Scarborough Market Hall and Vaults, 9 - 4pm.
They may also be available online next week for anyone looking for the perfect Ghost Of Christmas Present.
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Some say the collective noun is a Fraid of Ghosts.
Well, these little friendly spooks are all off to market - Tomorrow at Scarborough Market Hall and Vaults, 9 - 4pm.
They may also be available online next week for anyone looking for the perfect Ghost Of Christmas Present.
Well, these little friendly spooks are all off to market - Tomorrow at Scarborough Market Hall and Vaults, 9 - 4pm.
They may also be available online next week for anyone looking for the perfect Ghost Of Christmas Present.
Some say the collective noun is a Fraid of Ghosts.
Well, these little friendly spooks are all off to market - Tomorrow at Scarborough Market Hall and Vaults, 9 - 4pm.
They may also be available online next week for anyone looking for the perfect Ghost Of Christmas Present.
Well, these little friendly spooks are all off to market - Tomorrow at Scarborough Market Hall and Vaults, 9 - 4pm.
They may also be available online next week for anyone looking for the perfect Ghost Of Christmas Present.
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Some say the collective noun is a Fraid of Ghosts.
Well, these little friendly spooks are all off to market - Tomorrow at Scarborough Market Hall and Vaults, 9 - 4pm.
They may also be available online next week for anyone looking for the perfect Ghost Of Christmas Present.
Well, these little friendly spooks are all off to market - Tomorrow at Scarborough Market Hall and Vaults, 9 - 4pm.
They may also be available online next week for anyone looking for the perfect Ghost Of Christmas Present.
Me, setting an important reminder for tomorrow.
October 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Me, setting an important reminder for tomorrow.
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On this day 30 years ago I did a tandem skydive.
I had turned 18 two days previous, and it was my first time up in a plane.
No one managed to get a proper photo of me in the actual plummeting stage alas.
I had turned 18 two days previous, and it was my first time up in a plane.
No one managed to get a proper photo of me in the actual plummeting stage alas.
October 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
On this day 30 years ago I did a tandem skydive.
I had turned 18 two days previous, and it was my first time up in a plane.
No one managed to get a proper photo of me in the actual plummeting stage alas.
I had turned 18 two days previous, and it was my first time up in a plane.
No one managed to get a proper photo of me in the actual plummeting stage alas.
On this day 30 years ago I did a tandem skydive.
I had turned 18 two days previous, and it was my first time up in a plane.
No one managed to get a proper photo of me in the actual plummeting stage alas.
I had turned 18 two days previous, and it was my first time up in a plane.
No one managed to get a proper photo of me in the actual plummeting stage alas.
October 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
On this day 30 years ago I did a tandem skydive.
I had turned 18 two days previous, and it was my first time up in a plane.
No one managed to get a proper photo of me in the actual plummeting stage alas.
I had turned 18 two days previous, and it was my first time up in a plane.
No one managed to get a proper photo of me in the actual plummeting stage alas.
Celebrating my last day of Club 47 with a hot bath, decadent Tesco own brand mint choc chip Cornetto and KPop Demon Hunters.
Like a growdup.
Like a growdup.
October 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Celebrating my last day of Club 47 with a hot bath, decadent Tesco own brand mint choc chip Cornetto and KPop Demon Hunters.
Like a growdup.
Like a growdup.
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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
But you wanna come round for lunch?
I'm havin' mash n' gravy.
But you wanna come round for lunch?
I'm havin' mash n' gravy.
October 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
But you wanna come round for lunch?
I'm havin' mash n' gravy.
But you wanna come round for lunch?
I'm havin' mash n' gravy.
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I SAW A STOAT!
#IamhappybecauseIsawastoat
#IamhappybecauseIsawastoat
October 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I SAW A STOAT!
#IamhappybecauseIsawastoat
#IamhappybecauseIsawastoat
I SAW A STOAT!
#IamhappybecauseIsawastoat
#IamhappybecauseIsawastoat
October 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I SAW A STOAT!
#IamhappybecauseIsawastoat
#IamhappybecauseIsawastoat
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
But you wanna come round for lunch?
I'm havin' mash n' gravy.
But you wanna come round for lunch?
I'm havin' mash n' gravy.
October 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
But you wanna come round for lunch?
I'm havin' mash n' gravy.
But you wanna come round for lunch?
I'm havin' mash n' gravy.
In bed and need the toilet. But if I get up I will have to solidify and become human and conform to all the rules and social norms that are required.
So I stay under the duvet, just a formless mass with an uncomfortably full bladder.
So I stay under the duvet, just a formless mass with an uncomfortably full bladder.
October 12, 2025 at 7:55 AM
In bed and need the toilet. But if I get up I will have to solidify and become human and conform to all the rules and social norms that are required.
So I stay under the duvet, just a formless mass with an uncomfortably full bladder.
So I stay under the duvet, just a formless mass with an uncomfortably full bladder.
Reposted by TimYouster
Reposted by TimYouster
When your 2 week long headache stops you staring at a screen, at least there's some therapeutic clay to play with.
October 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
When your 2 week long headache stops you staring at a screen, at least there's some therapeutic clay to play with.