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Goth Capo
@tinalope.bsky.social
Not cool online or in real life. Thorns. Timbers. Professional shouty.
Apologies in advance for being sappy on main.

We genuinely don’t know when we made it official but we’ve been together at least 11 years. To many more with this tall drink of water

2015 ➡️ 2026
February 15, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Does he like going or being outside yet? lol no
Is he fully potty trained yet? 🥲no
Has he figured out he’s a dog yet? Also no
February 14, 2026 at 3:33 AM
2 months with Felix. Y’all think he’s comfortable here? 😅
February 14, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Just a casual Friday afternoon smelling perfumes in my kitchen. Trying out all of the Arielle Soshana tea-based scents
February 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I look over and Hugo is giving me the stinkiest of stink faces. What did I do??
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
She turns into r2d2 and just runs away lmao

I’ve watched so many of these videos and I’m smiling at all of them
February 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Also an article when the Robert Blake trial was still ongoing? Gold.
February 9, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Prob shoulda got the scissors out, bud.
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
The polar bears have defected to Pepsi
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Now why didn’t they just call these Dr Peepers
February 8, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I’m rooting for Switzerland because I feel like my dad will know if I don’t but these Canada sweaters are *chefs kiss* (tho I was hoping they would bring back the murdered out ones I missed out on last winter games)
February 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
PARDON??
February 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
lmao
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Waking up every day and trying to figure out what fuckshit is happening now
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Pretty sure Felix would crawl under my skin to get closer if he could
February 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I can’t reach my kindle without disturbing them
February 5, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Me reading this:
February 5, 2026 at 6:44 AM
lol. lmao.

Fuck him and fuck whoever labeled this “rude”
February 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Okay okay okay
(skip The Shots You Take if you’re grieving a parental figure. The story heavily revolves around one of the characters dads passing. It’s a very good one off story but… grief stuff)
January 31, 2026 at 6:45 AM
It’s getting added next to the FURT in the NWSL hall of fame of “lmao what”
January 30, 2026 at 2:24 AM
“We don’t know who Sam Coffey is”
“Ameripoors“

There are a lot of things to criticize the NWSL about but this proves you’re not even remotely interested in actually learning about the league to write an article that is genuine.
January 29, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Me @ that Guardian article and everything that dude has said since
January 29, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I have a new perfume that’s growing on me. Surprising since I normally don’t go for vanilla or sweet scents. This smells like someone drinking a London fog in an ice cream shop.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 AM
A new keeper header goal has hit the internet. Very Betos coded
January 28, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Like, this was 2023 and 2024. I’m so proud to see us continually growing
January 27, 2026 at 7:49 PM