Greg Allen
@tinkertailorsoldie.bsky.social
Just ate eight wings and 1/2 a pizza ensuring that my 14 year streak of not making it through the second half of the Super Bowl lives another year.
February 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Just ate eight wings and 1/2 a pizza ensuring that my 14 year streak of not making it through the second half of the Super Bowl lives another year.
Just learned the Secretary of Transportation is a former Real World cast member, I guess Puck wasn’t available.
January 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Just learned the Secretary of Transportation is a former Real World cast member, I guess Puck wasn’t available.
With Biden pardoning his family, I wonder if this was planned or if Trump said something to him this morning that concerned him.
January 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
With Biden pardoning his family, I wonder if this was planned or if Trump said something to him this morning that concerned him.
Things my wife said our dog requested for Christmas this year:
1. Live Squirrel
2. Plane tickets to Korea where him and best friend Petey (a 20lb overweight Pug) can play Squid Games
3. Shetland Pony
4. Iphone
1. Live Squirrel
2. Plane tickets to Korea where him and best friend Petey (a 20lb overweight Pug) can play Squid Games
3. Shetland Pony
4. Iphone
January 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Things my wife said our dog requested for Christmas this year:
1. Live Squirrel
2. Plane tickets to Korea where him and best friend Petey (a 20lb overweight Pug) can play Squid Games
3. Shetland Pony
4. Iphone
1. Live Squirrel
2. Plane tickets to Korea where him and best friend Petey (a 20lb overweight Pug) can play Squid Games
3. Shetland Pony
4. Iphone
Richest man in the world bought an American presidency and now has a focus on Britain and Germany. What could possibly go wrong?
January 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Richest man in the world bought an American presidency and now has a focus on Britain and Germany. What could possibly go wrong?
Just went to grocery to pick up winter storm essentials: milk, pop-tarts, and Frank’s Red Hot Sauce.
January 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Just went to grocery to pick up winter storm essentials: milk, pop-tarts, and Frank’s Red Hot Sauce.
Actually made it to midnight due to long ass movie (Gladiator 2-two hours and twenty eight minutes) and now feel like I’ve been on a 3 day bender. Hey Big Movie, 94 mins is plenty.
January 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Actually made it to midnight due to long ass movie (Gladiator 2-two hours and twenty eight minutes) and now feel like I’ve been on a 3 day bender. Hey Big Movie, 94 mins is plenty.
My behavior during the Bengals game has horrified my family. My mother-in-law had never heard cursing like that during a family dinner. #whodey
December 29, 2024 at 1:15 AM
My behavior during the Bengals game has horrified my family. My mother-in-law had never heard cursing like that during a family dinner. #whodey
If a gazebo is in a movie nothing good is going to happen there. It’s either a murder or it will burn to the ground — no wiggle room.
December 25, 2024 at 1:05 AM
If a gazebo is in a movie nothing good is going to happen there. It’s either a murder or it will burn to the ground — no wiggle room.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
December 24, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
Can’t wait for the inevitable Trump-Musk falling out.
December 20, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Can’t wait for the inevitable Trump-Musk falling out.
If From wants to capitalize on the Lost comparisons they need to bring in Desmond as a time traveling universe corrector where upon his arrival finds his eternal love Penny reincarnated as Donna. #seeyouinanotherlifebrother
December 17, 2024 at 2:24 AM
If From wants to capitalize on the Lost comparisons they need to bring in Desmond as a time traveling universe corrector where upon his arrival finds his eternal love Penny reincarnated as Donna. #seeyouinanotherlifebrother
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December 16, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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Elon Musk is a corporate raider with an established history of buying up businesses, pushing out the founders, taking credit for their inventions and reshaping those businesses in his own image.
His latest raid?
The United States of America.
His latest raid?
The United States of America.
December 8, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Elon Musk is a corporate raider with an established history of buying up businesses, pushing out the founders, taking credit for their inventions and reshaping those businesses in his own image.
His latest raid?
The United States of America.
His latest raid?
The United States of America.
Egg salad sandwich at a gas station, the definition of high risk/high reward.
December 4, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Egg salad sandwich at a gas station, the definition of high risk/high reward.
If u own a pair of duck boots and aren’t wearing them on Thanksgiving, are you even really trying?
November 28, 2024 at 3:56 PM
If u own a pair of duck boots and aren’t wearing them on Thanksgiving, are you even really trying?
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Joined Bluesky and the McRib came back, can’t be a coincidence. #goodkarma
November 26, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Joined Bluesky and the McRib came back, can’t be a coincidence. #goodkarma