TinLizard
@tinlizard.bsky.social
Dad to 6. Grandpa to 5 and counting. Travel for my main job but work 2 side gigs to build a better life for my family. Don’t ask about the hair…
Hiya Bluesky! I missed you all. Last week was hectic traveling to Amarillo then El Paso ( for you English speakers that’s English for “The Paso” ). Then back to Amarillo and back home. Then drove across the state of Nebraska 6 1/2 hrs for girls district wreetling. Sheesh.
February 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Hiya Bluesky! I missed you all. Last week was hectic traveling to Amarillo then El Paso ( for you English speakers that’s English for “The Paso” ). Then back to Amarillo and back home. Then drove across the state of Nebraska 6 1/2 hrs for girls district wreetling. Sheesh.
What a cute Buoy plushy. You have a hit with this mascot @seattlekraken.com
January 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
What a cute Buoy plushy. You have a hit with this mascot @seattlekraken.com
Peppered bacon cups with eggs. Black pepper, red pepper
Flakes. And parsley.
Not all looked the best but all tasted wonderful.
Flakes. And parsley.
Not all looked the best but all tasted wonderful.
January 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Peppered bacon cups with eggs. Black pepper, red pepper
Flakes. And parsley.
Not all looked the best but all tasted wonderful.
Flakes. And parsley.
Not all looked the best but all tasted wonderful.
Traveling with a very short window for a layover (corporate travel agent booked it). Inbound
Flight on time. From getting to
Gate to scheduled takeoff was 37 minutes. Busted my hump to
Make the gate in time in SLC. Made it. But pilot wasn’t here so now standing around. The joys of travel!
Flight on time. From getting to
Gate to scheduled takeoff was 37 minutes. Busted my hump to
Make the gate in time in SLC. Made it. But pilot wasn’t here so now standing around. The joys of travel!
January 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Traveling with a very short window for a layover (corporate travel agent booked it). Inbound
Flight on time. From getting to
Gate to scheduled takeoff was 37 minutes. Busted my hump to
Make the gate in time in SLC. Made it. But pilot wasn’t here so now standing around. The joys of travel!
Flight on time. From getting to
Gate to scheduled takeoff was 37 minutes. Busted my hump to
Make the gate in time in SLC. Made it. But pilot wasn’t here so now standing around. The joys of travel!
Good bye Seattle. See you next year!
January 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Good bye Seattle. See you next year!
At the airport. Waiting at the gate while the flight before mine gets ready to board. A guy walks up and in a very loud voice said “Whew! I made it. I haven’t had a flight take off without me yet. That’s 116 in a row”
It was the pilot.
It was the pilot.
January 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
At the airport. Waiting at the gate while the flight before mine gets ready to board. A guy walks up and in a very loud voice said “Whew! I made it. I haven’t had a flight take off without me yet. That’s 116 in a row”
It was the pilot.
It was the pilot.
I was followed by a real live person!!! Not a bot! A real life person who cares about me and my thoughts and dreams!!
Ope, she just DMed me and hit me up with her OF page. Damn. Thought I was someone.
Ope, she just DMed me and hit me up with her OF page. Damn. Thought I was someone.
January 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I was followed by a real live person!!! Not a bot! A real life person who cares about me and my thoughts and dreams!!
Ope, she just DMed me and hit me up with her OF page. Damn. Thought I was someone.
Ope, she just DMed me and hit me up with her OF page. Damn. Thought I was someone.
Got the chance to hang with The Dancing Umpire of The Savannah Bananas. Cool guy and had a great time. If you want an entertaining time check them out!
January 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Got the chance to hang with The Dancing Umpire of The Savannah Bananas. Cool guy and had a great time. If you want an entertaining time check them out!
Someday I’ll tell you all the story of how the longest 6 months of my life was the 2 weeks I spent in Wichita.
January 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Someday I’ll tell you all the story of how the longest 6 months of my life was the 2 weeks I spent in Wichita.
Traveling for work. Outside of Memphis I stopped at a fast food place for breakfast. It was 7am.
Outside the drive up window on the little ledge was a pack of smokes.
Genius. It’s cold so when you lean out the steam from your breath covers the Smokey treat you exhales. That’s a go getter!
Outside the drive up window on the little ledge was a pack of smokes.
Genius. It’s cold so when you lean out the steam from your breath covers the Smokey treat you exhales. That’s a go getter!
January 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Traveling for work. Outside of Memphis I stopped at a fast food place for breakfast. It was 7am.
Outside the drive up window on the little ledge was a pack of smokes.
Genius. It’s cold so when you lean out the steam from your breath covers the Smokey treat you exhales. That’s a go getter!
Outside the drive up window on the little ledge was a pack of smokes.
Genius. It’s cold so when you lean out the steam from your breath covers the Smokey treat you exhales. That’s a go getter!
Bye Memphis. It was short but sweet. I didn’t get to partake in any Delta Blues. Next time maybe. After all, “When Adam met Eve, that’s when the Blues first began.”
January 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Bye Memphis. It was short but sweet. I didn’t get to partake in any Delta Blues. Next time maybe. After all, “When Adam met Eve, that’s when the Blues first began.”
Weather is so crazy. A big winter storm swung south of us. Here’s what we got yesterday vs our daughter who lives 70 miles south of us
January 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Weather is so crazy. A big winter storm swung south of us. Here’s what we got yesterday vs our daughter who lives 70 miles south of us
Any of you live in a haunted house? Those followers that know me in person have heard my stories. Been in our house more than 20 years. If you live in a haunted house m, how hard has it been to stay there? #haunted
January 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Any of you live in a haunted house? Those followers that know me in person have heard my stories. Been in our house more than 20 years. If you live in a haunted house m, how hard has it been to stay there? #haunted
Fifi was not impressed by Christmas
December 29, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Fifi was not impressed by Christmas
Granddaughter: Grandpa are you Santa Claus?
Me: No but I do enjoy 3 good Ho’s
Apparently I have to hang out in the garage for a few hrs now for my wife to calm down.
Me: No but I do enjoy 3 good Ho’s
Apparently I have to hang out in the garage for a few hrs now for my wife to calm down.
December 28, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Granddaughter: Grandpa are you Santa Claus?
Me: No but I do enjoy 3 good Ho’s
Apparently I have to hang out in the garage for a few hrs now for my wife to calm down.
Me: No but I do enjoy 3 good Ho’s
Apparently I have to hang out in the garage for a few hrs now for my wife to calm down.
Kids are fun. Our 12 year old waited until Christmas Eve to tell us he
Had been suffering from excruciating tooth pain for a few days. bruh, 4 hrs earlier I could have gotten it fixed now we had to wait until today. That’ll learn him (yes I know that’s bad grammar)
Had been suffering from excruciating tooth pain for a few days. bruh, 4 hrs earlier I could have gotten it fixed now we had to wait until today. That’ll learn him (yes I know that’s bad grammar)
December 27, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Kids are fun. Our 12 year old waited until Christmas Eve to tell us he
Had been suffering from excruciating tooth pain for a few days. bruh, 4 hrs earlier I could have gotten it fixed now we had to wait until today. That’ll learn him (yes I know that’s bad grammar)
Had been suffering from excruciating tooth pain for a few days. bruh, 4 hrs earlier I could have gotten it fixed now we had to wait until today. That’ll learn him (yes I know that’s bad grammar)
On Christmas we had a bunch of family over. I said “my wife promised me to not bring up controversial topics, but I’m just going to lay it out there… ketchup or hot sauce do not belong on eggs, EVER. full stop”.
Wow, it turned really ugly after that.
Wow, it turned really ugly after that.
December 27, 2024 at 12:16 AM
On Christmas we had a bunch of family over. I said “my wife promised me to not bring up controversial topics, but I’m just going to lay it out there… ketchup or hot sauce do not belong on eggs, EVER. full stop”.
Wow, it turned really ugly after that.
Wow, it turned really ugly after that.
Braised beef roast with potatoes and mushrooms.
December 26, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Braised beef roast with potatoes and mushrooms.
Over the weekend I had the chance to visit my father’s grave in a town 2hrs from our house. It was cold and windy and my wife, son, and 3yo granddaughter was with me. They all stayed in the car while I stood alone for a few minutes.
When I got back in the car, my wife was trying to explain to our
When I got back in the car, my wife was trying to explain to our
December 24, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Over the weekend I had the chance to visit my father’s grave in a town 2hrs from our house. It was cold and windy and my wife, son, and 3yo granddaughter was with me. They all stayed in the car while I stood alone for a few minutes.
When I got back in the car, my wife was trying to explain to our
When I got back in the car, my wife was trying to explain to our
Unless you have a high school age child in the US, you may not know that most states have sanctioned Girls wrestling as a high school sport. Girls vs girls. Our state did it 4 yrs ago. That opened up more girls to compete at varsity levels who may not have made a school
Basketball team.
Basketball team.
December 21, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Unless you have a high school age child in the US, you may not know that most states have sanctioned Girls wrestling as a high school sport. Girls vs girls. Our state did it 4 yrs ago. That opened up more girls to compete at varsity levels who may not have made a school
Basketball team.
Basketball team.
One of the best decisions my wife and I have made to
Positively affect our relationship was around our bed. Got away from inner spring mattress so we don’t wake each other up when we move and also ditching the single sheet/comforter for separate sheets/blankets. Game changer.
Positively affect our relationship was around our bed. Got away from inner spring mattress so we don’t wake each other up when we move and also ditching the single sheet/comforter for separate sheets/blankets. Game changer.
December 19, 2024 at 1:31 PM
One of the best decisions my wife and I have made to
Positively affect our relationship was around our bed. Got away from inner spring mattress so we don’t wake each other up when we move and also ditching the single sheet/comforter for separate sheets/blankets. Game changer.
Positively affect our relationship was around our bed. Got away from inner spring mattress so we don’t wake each other up when we move and also ditching the single sheet/comforter for separate sheets/blankets. Game changer.
One of those days where just hanging around is the best option.
December 17, 2024 at 4:23 PM
One of those days where just hanging around is the best option.
Sad day. Blow up Santa just couldn’t get up for another year. Old
Man was almost 20 and was leaking from more seams than I could repair
Man was almost 20 and was leaking from more seams than I could repair
December 16, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Sad day. Blow up Santa just couldn’t get up for another year. Old
Man was almost 20 and was leaking from more seams than I could repair
Man was almost 20 and was leaking from more seams than I could repair
Walked in on Skelerton using the toilet. Embarrassing for both of us.
December 16, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Walked in on Skelerton using the toilet. Embarrassing for both of us.
My daughter asked what generation I belong to. I said “Well I used to like Post Malone but now I don’t so I guess that makes me a Post-Malonial….”
<insert eye roll>
<insert eye roll>
December 14, 2024 at 3:30 AM
My daughter asked what generation I belong to. I said “Well I used to like Post Malone but now I don’t so I guess that makes me a Post-Malonial….”
<insert eye roll>
<insert eye roll>