You had Joe sitting alone in a chair masturbating while facing the door where his girlfriend had left him to cheat with somebody else, so if making people think of cuckolding wasn’t your intention, it’s kind of remarkable that you reached that point by accident.

I’m still very proud of my ain’t them bodies bodies bodies saints joke, and nobody remembers either of those movies.

I just watched Mississippi burning the other day, and I think that’s a movie that could do with a remake, but I was reflecting as I watched it that we literally just don’t have a Gene Hackman anymore. Legitimately can’t think of a modern actor who could fill that role.

I have maintained that he is the best of the current crop of wrestlers turned actors, but I have long ago given up any hope of him ever being a normal human.

*Award shows. Not a word shows. Although I suppose there are word shows that do that also. I haven’t seen any.

Absolutely bizarre response.

Yes it is, because you’re comparing it to the way it used to be. So unless you are claiming that it was easier before…

There are a word shows that base things on how popular the movies are. Complaining about a show that doesn’t because it doesn’t is silly. It’s like me complaining that I can’t get lobster at McDonald’s. A bizarre thing to say as a criticism of a restaurant that doesn’t serve lobster.

I got freaking Philomena Cunk, and if I had seen the tweet just an hour before, it would have been the McDuck family, and I would have been GOLDEN.

It’s the fall guy sequel we deserve, he’s trying to sneak into the globes dressed as Tom Ryder so he can solve another mystery..

Trying to figure out if I can successfully build a cult around Home Alone 5…

Barring that, definitely Christmas in Wonderland.