Strings of saliva connected the ceiling of her mouth to the paste, which rested on top of her soft, magnetic tongue. "There you go", she said, as she spat the food on front of it. She smiled, gentle, as she waited for the tiny to start eating. "You MUST try it now!".

I think I figured it out: There's beer on the other shelves so it must be that american beer is bad.

is this joke saying that canadians drink so much that they drink beer like water, or is it saying that american beer is bad?